I don't know why fast food commercials can't be as cool as beer commercials. Oh sure, there have been a few gems (where's the beef, anyone?)

But lately, I'm seeing a Wendy's spot with a stupid red-haired wig. I see McDonald's commercials where they always play some rap song that's lame, in an effort to appeal to the "inner city/ urban crowd" (at least Carls Jr. had that "flat buns" rap that was somewhat catchy).

But Carls always blows it with those disgusting spots that show ketchup dripping everywhere.

The latest fast food commercial I'm confused by is Burger King. Not the ones with the dude wearing the mask, which I'm sure gives kids nightmares. It looks so freaky. But, the one where customers are told, with hidden cameras (supposedly), that they no longer carry the Whopper.

I guess they are amusing for a few seconds, seeing these insane reactions. But then I realize, our society is really pathetic. If you are getting that worked up over a hamburger joint discontinuing a burger you wanted, you really need to get a life.

Do a Jared and start walking a few miles to Subway for a sandwich.