Ian Anderson 4 p.m., Oct. 17
Dept. of missed opportunities: Hungry Hungry Hippos
So last week, the Internet was all grumpy about the long-rumored Hungry Hungry Hippos movie actually getting greenlit. Not me, though. Hippos are awesome - simultaneously comical and terrifying. Hungry, hungry hippos? Oh, yeah:
I mean, that last shot could be straight out of a monster movie.
No, I wasn't disappointed until I read today that it's going to be done as an animated children's movie. So, probably no Crushing Jaws of Death action. Just gorging on lil' white pills in an effort to curb a ravenous appetite. Healthy!