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Wasted, Exhausted Veteran Takes Occasion to Warn His Chosen Successor About Perils of Office

Visit to zoo's "Extreme Jungle" exhibit apparently sparks memory of famed Guns 'n Roses lyric.


"[GnR frontman] Axl Rose may have gotten fat and happy," observed Sanders, "but his prophetic warning remains true for those of us who stay in the political jungle. Just look what the years in office did to me!"


Sanders, before and after.

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