Police Patrol P.B. in Pursuit of Pissed Partiers Peeing Publicly
City Council Considers Curbside Containers
Yes, urine receptacles are the answer.
Because there are no restrooms in PB. None of the bars have restrooms, nor do the restaurants. Yep. We need funnels and buckets.
Remember when they put in all the ashtrays in PB? It worked great! Now, there are NO cigarette butts anywhere. Not in the gutters, nor on the sidewalks, nor in the street, nor in the planters, nor on the sand.
Not one single cigarette butt can be found in PB.
If we put in some whiz-barrels on every street corner, people will stop relieving themselves in doorways, planters, behind signs, and in the landscaping. I am absolutely certain of it. 100%. Yessireebob.