A few not-so-shocking giveaways about this week’s new movie releases, including Justice League and Frank Serpico
Matthew Lickona 6 p.m., Nov. 17
Well, perhaps we ought not to have used "tip," but still...sometimes, you have to admit when you're beaten. Nothing we can do today will top this story in the Manchester Messenger: "Jury awards man with penis injury $7.5 million." Our only regret is that the award was as big as it was, otherwise, we might have been able to use this...
"Matthew Wall...A man barely a man. Gentleman, we can rebuild him...but shorter than he was before."
Special kudos to the comments section, which features this perfect gem of an exchange:
You stay classy, San Diego.