Not even half past nine o'clock's ass and we've got our first entry. This one tests the line between self-control and self-indulgence.

It's always interesting to watch and hear the decision making process, especially when you're not involved. Or drunk. The brain must be firing synapse after synapse, shot after shot. Oh, to be a fly on the wall of those frontal lobes. But I digress.

While enjoying a nicotine fix, two ladies, I'd say in their upper 20s, low 30s, had obviously left the bar and were now walking- check that, stumbling towards their exit vehicle. As they get to the corner, approximately 15 feet from where I'm standing but directly in front of the restaurant/bar I live on top of, one of them sees a sign that boasts a late-night happy hour starting at 10pm.

DRUNK #1: Should we wait? I mean, that's only (staring at her watch)... uh... (still staring at her watch)

DRUNK #2: I think 30 minutes.

DRUNK #1: Yeah, 30 minutes. Wow. That's a long time.

DRUNK #2: But three dollar drafts and four dollar wines....

DRUNK #1: I know, right?

DRUNK #2: I mean, I don't know. Are you good?

DRUNK #1: Good? As in drunk?

DRUNK #2: Yeah. 'Cause I'm drunk.

DRUNK #1: So you're good?

DRUNK #2: Well....

Needless to say, they stumbled in to the restaurant, maybe a little early but definitely on time. They're good. And drunk. Wait... is that the same thing?


PistolPete Oct. 2, 2009 @ 10:04 p.m.

LMAO! I lived above my Uncle Pete's bar in Chippewa Falls,WI one summer. He was a coke dealer when he wasn't at the bar. I used to sit above the entrance and watch about 6 bars. Very interesting stuff to see when you're sober. Oh the things I heard.


CuddleFish Oct. 2, 2009 @ 10:26 p.m.

I'm guessing this is one of Pike's pals. :)


antigeekess Oct. 2, 2009 @ 11:12 p.m.

Could be, Fishy.

Geez, all these new bloggers are darn good!


CuddleFish Oct. 3, 2009 @ 9:56 a.m.

Yes! I am looking forward to reading something good every day when I get here!

Though I must confess a partiality for Nan's!!!!! :)


nan shartel Oct. 3, 2009 @ 1:44 p.m. u Canadian Adam...only Canadian women would wait a half hour for three dollar drafts

because it would be Molsons....hahahahahahaha

Pete..ur friends r ubercoolish pally!!!


nan shartel Oct. 3, 2009 @ 1:49 p.m.

oh no Fish..i flaked out today and got serious...i'll get funny again before sunset...Octoberfests everywhere today...i may meet those ladies at El Cajons or at Por Favor's today good...and drunk


FullFlavorPike Oct. 3, 2009 @ 4:08 p.m.

We're expecting nothing but the best from you, Mr. 92102.

Welcome to the baddest a$$ed blog spot in the West, bro! We're definitely all stoked for some serious exit polls.


PistolPete Oct. 3, 2009 @ 4:16 p.m.

Yes. Yes they....once you get to know 'em :-D


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