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We were all going to...DIE!!!
They joke about how if you knew you were about to die, you would turn to whoever was close and get busy one last time. But with plenty of warning, all I know is, Halle Berry better lock all her doors.— January 16, 2010 1:28 a.m.
For Board's Blogs(RIP)
Where's Josh's blog? Man, if he got fired over his little tift with the citybeat primadonna I'm gonna be pissed.— January 10, 2010 5:46 a.m.
The Naked Schwinn Twins (or...Coke is it!)
Maybe the "helmet" they needed isn't the one you're thinking of.— January 8, 2010 4:36 p.m.
Invisible
Just working hard and doing the right thing will eventually pay off. Keep the faith.— January 8, 2010 4:31 p.m.
Drawing Guns at High Noon (or at half time of an NBA game)
It's also a crime called "brandishing a weapon".— January 8, 2010 4:23 p.m.
Car Radio Control
So your advice is "First thing you do when you join a family is go to war with them?" My advice to you, then, is to write down everything that happens if you get married. There may be a sitcom in there.— January 8, 2010 4:15 p.m.
Lovely Bones (when they're not broken)
It's funny how the rules of etiquette change when something is free. Everybody thinks "It's ok to talk and act stupid, because nobody paid to see this". Sounds like your little show was more entertaining than the real show, though.— January 8, 2010 4:04 p.m.
I never thought I'd become a welfare queen
I suspect the long lines and shoddy service is actually a strategic decision by policymakers. They don't want to make it too easy to get freebies, or everybody'll want some.— January 8, 2010 4:08 a.m.
What's Worse -- The Dentist or Rachel Ray?
Josh, "feign it out your ass" would not be the correct usage of that word. Keep trying.— January 6, 2010 12:44 a.m.
Football mirrors who Americans are today
You're right about the game itself, and it's attraction to us as physical creatures. But you didn't mention the behavior of the fans, and their desire to belong to a larger group. Gangs. Clubs. Families. Sports fans. Different ways of expressing the same human need.— January 5, 2010 4:51 p.m.