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David Dodd

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Oh, man, I would SO suck at that. I will publicly confess here that I've written and published three pornographic stories in my past, the product of a dare by a friend. They will never be shared and no one will ever get that nom de plume out of me with any amount of torture. While I did receive much praise from the readership, there was one solid and inescapable complaint that was repeated by not only them, but by the editors as well. "Less plot, you don't need to develop the characters, concentrate on the sex." My pal T.B. was much more successful, in his early days he made a good chunk of change writing pornographic stories for several publications. One story in particular will forever make me laugh out loud. It was about a young lady with inflatable breasts. Can you imagine? This character would walk into a bar and buy herself a drink and proceed to make her breasts larger while the boys watched with their jaws on the floor. I will never match the awesome imagination it took to come up with that one. What was it that some Clint Eastwood character once said? "Man's got to know his limitations." Right on, Clint. I know about as much concerning romance as Margaret Thatcher knew about compassion. I'm not going to pretend otherwise. I cried yesterday when Willie Nelson was arrested again for smoking dope. All I know is, after I read about it I played his rendition of Hoagy Carmichael's "Stardust", and before I knew it my cheeks were wet. That's about all I know, Ms. Grant. Other people invent romance, I'm the dope with a tissue drying his eyes.
— November 27, 2010 3:26 p.m.

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Crys got it right, SP. Mexico recognizes dual citizenship, the U.S. doesn't. I wanted her born here because we live here and her mother is from here and I didn't ever want her to feel as though she owed the U.S. anything on my account. I got all of the kids Green Cards. They did most of their schooling here and all went to the last year or two of high school over there (The youngest that I speak of is a senior over there, it makes my head spin how fast time has flown by). Technically, I guess they could all automatically get U.S. citizenship. But I've always considered that to be something like getting a God. As a husband and a father, not only do I not have the right to assign that to them, I think I am obligated to ensure that they make up their own minds about it. My wife's son, who is my son because I was lucky enough to be able to raise him and he was unlucky enough to have never known his blood-father who did not live to see his son born, he's a U.S. Army veteran and now a citizen of the U.S; Mexico still recognizes his citizenship by birth. My wife's daughter who I also raised and am proud to call my own, is now married and still lives here in Baja and works in the U.S. We had one of our own, my wife and me, she's seventeen and three-quarters now and almost six feet tall. I want her to go to college and she wants to be a model. This is what happens. They all speak perfect English. I am very proud of them. When I met my wife down here, she worked for Fisher-Price Toys and spoke no English, while I had worked in aerospace and spoke no Spanish. My wife now works in Aerospace in the U.S. and I have worked in Baja running a grill since then. Sounds like irony, but all in all I think it's just a classic case of the old adage that some days you eat the bear and some days the bear eats you. When I ran that grill here? I think I learned more about what it means to be a Mexican than I ever learned doing anything else. I've been lucky enough to count a lot of accomplishments that went along with a paycheck, from the first launch of the Space Shuttle to stealth technology to building the bio-hazard units that sat behind the driver's seat of the very M1-A2 tanks that my son took a wrench to in Iraq. But I reckon I never smiled more at work than the third day the Mexican kid who worked as a doorman for the whore-house next to that grill here in Tijuana ordered up another bowl of chili beans, because where he was originally from in Oaxaca, they'd never had anything like 'em. I'm as proud of that as anything I've ever done in my life.
— November 27, 2010 12:52 p.m.

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That photograph of the Til-Two? Well. I took this a few years ago, the inside of 'Tropics' on Calle 6ta in Tijuana. http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3370/3217558047_e6… Scary stuff, Chad. That bar has also been around since around the end of WWII. Nostalgia, apparently, is a multi-cultural commitment.
— November 26, 2010 12:01 p.m.

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