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Jay Allen Sanford

Jay Allen Sanford is a Reader contributor. See staff page for published articles.

David Maldonado Sees the Eyes of the Devil

Hey now, that's uncalled for - Mr. Maldonado did no such thing. Blame ME for asking and writing about the trial. I happen to think his Noche de Pasión show is a terrific musical event, and I wanted to plug it. But since Blurt is not an "event preview" column, I had to write a news story apropos for the column, one which happens to end with a plug for the show. About that show, the cast of musicians and dancers unfolds a hundred year history of Spanish and Flamenco guitar, a musical evolution that winds through Spain, Morocco, Egypt, Asia, and beyond. “Our entire cast is full of star performers,” Maldonado told me when we talked. “Our cellist was just on Dancing With the Stars this past week, performing with Santana and India Arie. Timo is the best male Flamenco dancer in the U.S., according to the TV show So You Think You Can Dance, and our other dancers have choreographed for everyone from Prince to the Pussycat Dolls.” As for his role as central guitarist, Maldonado said “Although it’s difficult for guitarists to be able to switch from classical, to Flamenco, to modern Spanish guitar, I was fortunate enough to learn all styles, growing up in a musical family with different techniques and tastes.” I give the show my own two-thumbs-up, for whatever that's worth --- sorry that the Blurt column really isn't the place for such promotional stroking (tho the comment section is fair 'nuff game!)
— October 9, 2010 9:32 p.m.

Pee-Wee's Big Adventure

See, Mr. Shepherd and I aren't always at odds with our opinions - we both give four stars to Pee Wee! Tho, offscreen, alter ego Paul Reubens can be a challenge -- After sitting for a lengthy interview, Reubens once offered me a tour of his L.A. home, a memorabilia-stuffed museum full of vintage toys and advertising, 3-D cameras and Viewmasters and other pop culture kitsch. Opening a small plastic garbage can full of snot-thick green goo, he suddenly became playful and held the stuff over my head, giggling "Look out, the Green Slime is coming!" Goo dripped wetly from between his fingers and suddenly the viscous fluid went kerplop onto my skull. Immediately apologetic, Reubens tried to assist pulling the gunk from my shoulder-length hair but it just got more matted-in. Then I felt a burning sensation and my eyes began watering as if exposed to ammonia - the green slime, I found out later, was nearly a decade old and the chemical breakdown was having decidedly unpleasant interaction with my scalp, hair and eyes. The photographer accompanying me whisked me to a hospital, where I was attended by a middle aged nurse who luckily remembered the alcohol-based concoction often called upon to treat green slime related mishaps of the early 80s. Reubens was still apologizing the next day when he phoned to make sure I'd lived to tell. He kindly picked up the tab for $975, which covered the cost of my hospital visit and of the hair stylist later called upon to "fix" those spots where slime-encrusted hair had been excised from my shaggy 'do. The resultant haircut can only be described as a cross between a mullet and a Banzai tree, and my scalp still itches like hell anytime I see something both green and gooey ("Honey, how come you always pick your nose and scratch your head at the same time?")
— October 1, 2010 5:42 p.m.

None

Excuse me, Mr. Shepherd - Lewis Carroll? Aside from some jumping into a hole ("Ah've goot a hole in me poocket..."), I don't see that at all. Literary influences like James Thurber, Franz Kafka, and James Joyce would seem more apropos, and it's no small coincidence that those three authors were among John Lennon's own cited faves. Though neither Lennon nor his bandmates had anything to do with the making of Yellow Submarine (aside from knocking off some contractually obligated music and filming a short live action finale), the filmmakers tried hard to capture the same spirit and influences that inspired and informed the Beatles' latterday output. A single star seems far too stingy - while not a perfect animated feature, Yellow Sub ranks somewhere in the top 10 for most movie AND Beatles fans, and the old saying "Maybe you had to be there" doesn't seem to apply, as younger generations seem to adore the movie even MORE than each preceding generation. Heck, about the only other person I ever heard who disliked Yellow Sub as much as Mr. Shepherd is psychedelic pop artist Peter Max, whose LSD-soaked visual style was blatantly appropriated for the film's design, with nary a nod in his direction for the inspiration. I understand he still gets royally P.O.d every time somebody tells him how much they love his (non-existent) work on Yellow Submarine --- but, hey, that's fair 'nuff payback for the way he ripped off Steranko, Jack Kirby, and Warhol.
— September 29, 2010 4:21 p.m.

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