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Gevalt in hemel!
"Hey, ma! They're handing out the TV awards. How 'bout throwing together a few more …
Vincent Curatola: give this man an Oscar!
Kelly Kapowski...I mean, Alexandra Daddario as Heatherface.
Heather Ford can spit on me anytime. Wait...no! Ah, crap! Did I hit "send?"
Look! He dotted her eye!
I actually entered this year's competition, but my phone must have been off the hook …
Aesthetically speaking, this is my favorite. BUT, unless it belongs to Michael Bay or Tom …
