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Half a Glass
Yeah, they could make them with Mexican flavoring, and call them "Yo Soy Jims." Any enthusiastic investors out there for my new product?— August 17, 2009 1:11 a.m.
Half a Glass
Not much of a choice! I guess I'd go for the one-shrimp rolls if I had to make that choice. Slim Jims contain cow, so that's verboten. I wonder how they'd taste without the cow and chicken.— August 17, 2009 1:03 a.m.
Everything's Happening, But Nothing's Going On
BSmith, I don't care about the dirt yard either. The owners are gracious enough to let customers use the bathroom in their house, and have done quite a lot to spiff up the cafe area. No, it is not the dirt--it is the flies!— August 17, 2009 12:55 a.m.
Half a Glass
I like the way the guy is chomping on a Slim Jim just before the porn nurse gives him Diprivan. Technically, a Slim Jim is already ruined. Ingredients seem very similar to cat and dog food, minus the added taurine: beef, mechanically separated chicken [wtf], water, salt, corn syrup, flavorings, dextrose, paprika, hydrolyzed corn gluten, soy and wheat gluten proteins, sodium nitrite, lactic acid starter culture— August 17, 2009 12:43 a.m.
Half a Glass
un "Jeem" mince?— August 17, 2009 12:07 a.m.
The drinking problem in Balboa Park after dark
Uh, I just googled "pearl necklace." Disgusting, Fred!— August 17, 2009 12:03 a.m.
The drinking problem in Balboa Park after dark
Clearly, there is no tennis bracelet in this for me.— August 16, 2009 11:08 p.m.
Half a Glass
Yeah, just like s/he said! SA TRÈS LE VIEIL.— August 16, 2009 11:04 p.m.
The drinking problem in Balboa Park after dark
Preaching to the choir, Williams. Well! Didn't know I had to choose my jewels with a mind to tedious Republican symbology. I guess the tennis bracelet would be more Kennedy-esque?— August 16, 2009 2:48 a.m.
The drinking problem in Balboa Park after dark
Too bad Freeman isn't still around to hand out free lobotomies... While you're at the jewelry store, Fred, do you mind picking me up a tennis bracelet?— August 15, 2009 11:44 p.m.