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Furry Children
Romper Room hostess, holding up mirror: "...and I see SurfPuppy, and refried, and Joe, and SDaniels, and..." You're in this too, Puppy! We know you have some background in composition :)— September 26, 2009 8:42 p.m.
My Entirely Fictional Affair With Liza Minnelli - Part One
You just CAN'T write a bad one, refried. I can hear Liza's voice and see her face while reading. Upping the (re)bar for all of us! :)— September 26, 2009 8:08 p.m.
Furry Children
Well, there is always Kato Kaelin of OJ trial fame. Maybe we could work him into the plot, rather than mess with the short-on-dialogue, already-perfect personage of Clouseau's Kato. :)— September 26, 2009 8:02 p.m.
None
"Magics noted: "Ok, well to be fair about it, Mindy DID write this piece under the name "the STORY teller"."" Just wanted to say that this is very well-observed on magics' part, and too bad Mindy did not accept my note in support of her choices to write fiction as reality, choosing instead to comment on my supposed dependence upon anal rebar. Had I been as succinct as magics, perhaps she would have understood the point in her favor. Own your cynical philosophies, about what sells, Mindy. You've repeated them quite often to us, so why should we not comment? Underestimating the intelligence of your readership is never a good thing. Oh, refried, watch out there for Liza's face--it slips off quite easily. Lastly, post #33 is one of your funniest yet, AG. I agree, Fishikins, I wanna be her sense of humor when I grow up, too :)— September 26, 2009 7:53 p.m.
None
"Wonder who Daniels would pick? Woody Allen, maybe? Some equally attractive wearer of Band-aided hornrims and a pocket protector? The mind reels, boggles, and finally implodes upon itself with the infinitude of nerdy possibilities." Viggo Mortenson (sic?). That'll do--him, or that attractive Payless employee who slipped the gold shoes over my dainty, trembling toes. You're on! :)— September 26, 2009 7:35 p.m.
Home Is Where Cheap Rent Is
...back to YouTube, whence he came? :) Nah, that doesn't add the existential flavor you were looking for, gringo, so we'll leave it at that. Unless, we prefer to add some final, cheerful, eulogistic words from Beckett: Mr Nolan looked at Mr Case, Mr Case at Mr Nolan, Mr Gorman at Mr Case, Mr Gorman at Mr Nolan, Mr Nolan at Mr Gorman, Mr Case at Mr Gorman, Mr Gorman again at Mr Case, again at Mr Nolan, and then straight before him, at nothing in particular. :)— September 26, 2009 7:24 p.m.
Furry Children
"What type of person am I? Do I embrace groundbreaking, really quite revolutionary art forms, or am I a thread burning type, lurking around the web with a torch and a few spooked neighbors in the wee hours, probably after filling up on Yukon Jack?" Clearly, the latter, considering some of your transmissions to other posters. Alcohol does not mix well with your meds. "Hi." said Don Wall, querulously." "Nothing." said Veronica, entirely non persuasively." Wow! Groundbreaking! I am glad you use a lot of adverbs, diego--otherwise I just wouldn't know how to feel about things! ;)— September 26, 2009 2:54 p.m.
Furry Children
Several of us have already had a lengthy 'talk' with diegonomics, fairly near the start of the thread. Why don't you give it a go, PP?— September 26, 2009 4:40 a.m.
The Premier, in which Things (viz., the "Point" of This Blog) become Clear
Discovery! We'll see if it was removed "in just a few minutes" tomorrow. "This posting has expired. (The title on the listings page will be removed in just a few minutes.)"— September 26, 2009 3:56 a.m.
Chickenhead
Only if they are from Payless do they rock, gringo :) I will leave the spandex comment to AG's pleasure, tomorrow.— September 26, 2009 1:30 a.m.