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The Swift Justice Of Cosmetology

The name of “Mr. Huge,” Jeorge Tripps, is inspiration in and of itself. However, the descriptions of his product by our poster are yet more inspiring, so much so that I have decided to write a one act piece, to incorporate all of these juicy nouns, adjectives, and prepositional phrases. Characters for my next play: Swollen Pickle—protagonist; guerilla poet and sporadic barista. Saffron Squeeze—Pickle’s girl, an open mic night groupie and guerilla poet Jumbo Fuzz—Pickle’s Dad Aqua-Puss Analog Delay—Pickle’s mom Red Llama Overdrive—Pickle’s sporadic boss, owner of café called “The Crunch Knob.” Green Rhino Overdrive II—Red Llama’s son and Pickle’s best friend Foot Pig Fuzz—Pickle’s eccentric neighbor; gay cop with a foot fetish Sample of Pickle’s high energy extemporaneous recitations at “The Crunch Knob” on guerilla jam open mic night: Dig the magic of his vintage pedal, the most sought-after and corpulent Way Huge pedal! Must have your… quiet relay-based true bypass Your… super high-gain fuzz! smooth or opened his fuzz sustains with clipping diodes Cliff jacks, tone stack Scoop! Control-- aluminum anodized chassis; check his Military spec Teflon wire vibe Peace out! From advance reviews of “Swollen Pickle’s Way Huge Adventure:” [This play is] “Distinguished by remarkable girth and sizzle.” –The Dramatist Daniels’s work ranges “from mild crunch to Armageddon,” and has "more fuzz than a moldy peach!"— Jam Quarterly
— November 22, 2009 7:10 a.m.

The Swift Justice Of Cosmetology

re:#52: Pete wondered: "I also wonder about any person, married or not, that tries to change another human. Have we as humans learned ANYTHING?" I didn't take gringo's comment about he and his wife influencing each other for the better to mean that they planned to try and manipulate each other's personalities. It sounds to me--from everything he's blogged or commented--like they have a pretty healthy, communicative relationship. I do agree that attempting to change others to conform to our own needs and desires is something we all have to go through, and in most cases, learn the hard way to give up. It is liberating when you do give up on it. Btw, I hope you don't confuse my pointing out racist or sexist content in your writing with trying to change you, Pete. It is about social justice and hopefully influencing the expansion of someone's views, not necessarily about trying to change someone's personality. Pete redoubled: "I never said you overanalyzed me. I said you overanalyze people's comments. HUGE difference." Actually, you did say that I overanalyzed you, Pete. Here: "My comment about the playground was just that-a comment. I don't see anyone else on these boards picking it apart subtle nuance by subtle nuance. Again, you WAAAAAAAAAY overanalyzed it." "Overanalysis" is an easy rejoinder, as is a diagnosis of "anal retentive." If you put as much passionate attention into these responses as you do football discussions and smack talk, maybe we could have a real conversation ;)
— November 22, 2009 4:54 a.m.

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