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Bad News Rising
Continuing my ideas above....let's not forget............ Pick up people's trash every week and billing them monthly. (Not popular, I realize, but necessary)— March 4, 2010 7:47 a.m.
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Well, this narcoleptic squirrel is now going to sleep dreaming about M5 covered in chocolate -MMMMMMMMMMM!— March 3, 2010 9:25 p.m.
Tsunami Watch 2010
Boy. They put those sign up just in time, or nobody would know which direction to go in the event of a tsunami. Why are they only in English? How discriminatory!— March 3, 2010 9:23 p.m.
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Or...how would they react to THIS? http://www.costco.com/Browse/Product.aspx?Prodid=…— March 3, 2010 8:19 p.m.
Bad News Rising
Maybe the City of San Diego should: Have a Bake Sale! Do car washes at a gas station! Put on a play in someone's back yard and sell tickets! Sell Lemonade at the curb! Have a dog wash! Have a Rummage Sale! Have a lawn mowing route! Spin those "arrow signs" around for businesses! Sell shaved ice at Balboa Park! Hang Christmas lights on peoples homes at Christmas! Clean people's pools! Wash their windows too! There's no limit on what you can do to earn money if you just put your mind to it!!!!!— March 3, 2010 8 p.m.
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How would they react to a small gray squirrel with buck teeth and a blue helmet and goggles, or maybe a large smelly moose?— March 3, 2010 7:43 p.m.
San Diego 9th Most Popular Retirement Location
The Naked Mole Rat has "pegged the Love Meter" on this squirrel......(swoon!)— March 3, 2010 7:10 p.m.
San Diego 9th Most Popular Retirement Location
Don Bauder is correctamundo: Hippo Beach rivals Blacks Beach in its magnificent sandy realm - ness. When I left the Rubber Room today, I walked down to the Gaslamp, powered down AT LEAST a dozen curry - chocolate - cola - mango - rosemary - shooters, weaved my way slowly up Sixth to Laurel, and went to the Zoo, saw the Panda exhibit (pandas were snoozing), took the bus up to Torrey Pines, shot a 3 - under par, washed my balls (golf balls), and weaved back home to Frostbite Falls/UC/La Jolla. I thought about how nice the weather was, how expensive San Diego is to live in, and how bad traffic is not - compared to LA i.e. - Lunatic Asylum. I also thought that you couldn't pay me to live in Asheville NC although I'm sure it's a nice place. (ASHeville? - seriously?) NOT ONCE did I think about evil politicians, the KKK, Cheney's Bush, suffering (other than my massive hangover - those shooters are powerful!), Mayors past - present - future, and children starving because their parents made more kids that they could afford. Oh, and don't blame me...........I voted for Obama.— March 3, 2010 7:05 p.m.
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Magicsfive - you bad girl!!! Bullwinkle is afraid of YOU! I came home here in Frostbite Falls (between University City and La Jolla) and what do I find? BULLWINKLE is upside down, covered in feathers and cherry - flavored oil, big sloppy grin on his very wet face, and blue from hypoxia, I might add! His O2 sat. was down to 82%!!! Where was I? Oh yeah...he's bent into an "origami swan" - shape, PURRING!! and saying in German "majikfunf!!majikfunf!!!Ich liebe dich! What did you DO to him? He's never been the same since. It's because of YOU he went to Germany to drink Katzenfliegen Beer and work in that Passion Play to get his mind (all three brain cells, that is) off of YOU!!! THAT'S why he has a permanent room at CMH.......Now I know. (Lucky ferkin' moose!)— March 3, 2010 3:40 p.m.
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Bulwinkle is STILL in solitary confinement.... Not really - he's in Oberammergau, Germany playing the role of the Moose in the Passion Play. It doesn't start until summer. He has to start now to learn his lines.— March 3, 2010 2:24 p.m.