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Late-Night Oxycontin
Then they'll be stealing Depends. :-D— December 17, 2009 11:40 a.m.
Letters
ROTFLMMFAO @ Paul Lang's letter. What a retard. Here's the EXACT paragraph Patrick wrote: "December, 2008. Barkley is pulled over for running a stop sign in Scottsdale, Arizona. Barkley told the cops he was in a hurry to get a blowjob from the woman (not his wife) in the passenger seat. He was arrested for DUI, sentenced to ten days in jail, served three." Since when is a blowjob vulgar and trashy? OH ! There I go again answering my own rhetorical questions. Stupid me. It's only vulgar and trashy to the psuedo-Christian morals of some anal dweeb from San Carlos. My mistake! Glad we got that all cleared up. Whew! What I find the most hilarious about this dingleberry's letter is the fact that the Reader is a FREE publication. If you don't like the vulgar, trashy sexuality within a FREE magazine's pages, I suggest Mr.Lang go with a more contemporary choice-like Highlites for Kids or SI for Kids or any of the other countless thousands of magazines watered down for immature thinkers. Get a grip Paul.— December 16, 2009 1:56 p.m.
Payback's a Bitch
Awesome stories! I have a bit of military humor tattoed on my upper left arm that the doughboys in WWI used to get:F*** 'Em All But Six. Basically, in a nutshell, what that means is simple-be careful who you f*** over...you never know who your pallbearers are going to be. It can also be construed as a type of karmic retribution as well. You can't exactly be a dick to everyone in your life because you never know who your pallbearers are going to be.— December 16, 2009 12:47 p.m.
Lugging Luggage Not Hard for This Thief
If your cushy government job with bennies was in jeopardy, you too, wouldn't smile alot.— December 16, 2009 11:52 a.m.
Tow-tow-tow, Merry Christmas!
You guys are just now realizing that America's Finest City is corrupt?! O_o AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's rich. *sticks hooked finger into mouth and yanks on cheek* :-D— December 15, 2009 8:17 p.m.
Deadly Ramification
I worked a suicide hotline once. Made me want to shoot myself. Not really funny but it's the truth. I have much respect for disaster officials. HECTIC!!!!— December 15, 2009 10:59 a.m.
Saved From Suicide
#1-Golden Gate Bridge-San Francisco,CA #2-George Washington Memorial Bridge-Seattle,WA #3-San Diego-Coronado Bridge-San Diego,CA http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_bridge— December 15, 2009 10:56 a.m.
Anatomy Of A Blown Fuse
"Other times life is full of suck." Never were truer words typed out. Great blog, refried. Gotta admit, Mexico intrigues me more and more the more I read your blogs. You seem to live the simple life and I must admit, I'm a bit jealous.— December 15, 2009 10:50 a.m.
"Jesus is the ONLY reason for the season" Billboard
I think I'll start telling everyone,"I murdered Santa AND Jesus!!! How ya like me now, motherf***ers?" LMAO!— December 14, 2009 9:17 p.m.
Memories of Analog TV: The 70s
davidtanny- http://www.fuzzymemories.tv/— December 14, 2009 7:09 p.m.