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Watch Your Butts
xians421-I'm a true Independent. I advocate EVERYTHING that doesn't hurt someone else. If I flick my cigarette butt out of my window and nothing happens, no harm, no foul, right? If I flick my cigarette butt out the window and start a fire, I should be held to the highest standards of the law. Duhbya-Not really sure where you're going with your line of thought. I can go back to Chicago anytime I want. 2 reasons why I don't. 1-My GF is here and as much as it pains me to say it, I do love her even though she's playing a game. 2-There's been a Nazi Socialist in power in Chicago for more than 20 years. His name is Richard M. Daley and he is the worst kind of Democrat to have in power. I "live" in Chicago. I exist in Sandy Eggo. I have two identities. I use my birth name to vote and reside in Sandy Eggo. I use a dead man's identity to pay as low a tax as I can. A friend of mine works and uses that same identity. I'm worth about $65,000 tax-free and clear. I conduct my business on Wall Street on a different computer that has an ISP based out of Chicago. For all intents and purposes, I'm two people living two different lives worlds apart. I have learned how to f*** over Uncle Sam so he doesn't f*** me over first. I learned how to do it all while incarcerated in Wisconsin's correctional institutions. I've gone from Armed Robbery(blue-collar, stupid and traceable) to Tax Fraud and Identity Theft(white-collar, smart and untraceable). If I was ever investigated by the FBI, I'm UNTOUCHABLE! After all, it's hard to prove in a court of law what they can't catch. :-D— January 21, 2010 1:27 p.m.
Every Tuesday...
First off, I don't smoke pot anymore. Second, if you're as much for freedom as you'd like to claim, why isn't pot legal already? The War on Drugs has failed and died a miserable death. Anyone can see that Arizona is only in it for the $$$. F*** Arizona, f*** the cops for participating in the death of America and f*** you for sticking up for these c***suckers!— January 21, 2010 1:12 p.m.
Jellybean Pizza Butt
FUGLY!!!!!!!!!!!! Bring back the gas guzzlin' Detroit behemoths!— January 21, 2010 11:52 a.m.
Abandon Whip!
Lulz! What a dildo.— January 21, 2010 10:21 a.m.
$$$ and Dolphin Shorts
I hate it but there's nothing I can do about it so I figure, why bitch? Although I pay my taxes, I don't pay all of them. I pay my taxes under a different name who doesn't make a 25th of what I actually make. Son? If you want to f*** the system before they f*** you, you gotta grab that bitch by the hair, slap it silly and stick yer anti-tax payin' c*** right into her. Don't let up. Keep drillin' for oil! ;-D— January 21, 2010 10:19 a.m.
Watch Your Butts
C'mon SD...Going "green" just means spending more green. GULLIBLE! is what these enviro companies think everytime we buy their products. "The planet is dying!" is the new "The sky is falling" and we're all a bunch of Chicken Littles. Hey bajadog? How many bad habits do you have that the Imperial Empire is taxing? Maybe we should levy more burrito taxes...or surfing taxes...or how about a tax everytime some retard says, "BRO!".....or a lifted truck tax.....or a black socks tax...see my point about a slippery slope? Ya'll might laugh at me but our government, Democrat or Republican WILL find ANY reason to tax you and retarded American lapdogs will eat those new taxes up.— January 21, 2010 10:13 a.m.
None
1.-Laughing when my date queefed. 2.-Getting into a strip club. 3.-A raw egg. 4.-Freon. Although it isn't illicit to huff it. Just incredibly retarded. 5.-I've never had to date. Women find my brutally honest sense of humor overpoweringly seductive. 6.-The one that says, "F*** 'Em All But Six" but that's only because it was a jailhouse tat given to me with ink made from the smoke of a burnt chess piece, toothpaste and water and drilled into my flesh with a paperclip sharpened on a handicapped rail in the shower. 7.-The dumbing down of America. 8.-Simply America's bitch.— January 21, 2010 1:41 a.m.
Would Kate Turn in Her Grave?
This city is getting worse and worse as the days drag on... To paraphrase Detective John McClane while stuck in an elevator shaft, "...Come out to the coast..."— January 21, 2010 1:32 a.m.
Citifyin'
Where are they going to hide the hookers and meth heads? O_o— January 21, 2010 1:26 a.m.
Watch Your Butts
ROTFLMMFAO @ the both of you. Especially xians421. First off, not all cars have ashtrays. Second, let's get together for a gentleman's bet. I bet that I can outlive you in 60+ years of smoking and you can't live past the 5 minutes of sucking on your tailpipe. :-D Want to try that bet? I'll even let you turn your car off for 45 minutes so your lips don't melt to your tailpipe. :-D Who says I'm not a nice guy?— January 21, 2010 1:24 a.m.