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He Got A Nobel Why?
*groans at tiki* That was awful but since I still have sand in my eyes,I did smile :-)— October 10, 2009 9:09 a.m.
Serial Blogger
*bows to the crowd*— October 10, 2009 1:40 a.m.
He Got A Nobel Why?
A guy walks into a bar with his dog. He sees a guy with a bandaged up turtle. He says"What's with the turtle?" The guy says"I'll bet you $500 that this turtle can beat your dog from one end of the bar to the other. He's the fastest turtle ever." The other guy slaps $500 down and says"I'll take that bet!". They walk to the end of the bar and the bartender says"GO!". Off the dog goes. The other guy hurls the turtle as hard as he can. :-D— October 10, 2009 1:31 a.m.
Serial Blogger
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42NaOOgMLjY&featur…— October 10, 2009 1:27 a.m.
He Got A Nobel Why?
Two flies land on a piece of s***. The first fly lifts his leg and farts. The second fly says"HEY MAN! I'm tryin' to eat!"— October 10, 2009 1:14 a.m.
He Got A Nobel Why?
A couple are in their livingroom having sex. The guy says"You're dry tonight". The woman says"That's because you're lickin' the carpet".— October 10, 2009 1:12 a.m.
He Got A Nobel Why?
What's the difference between eating pussy and driving in the fog? When you're drivin' in the fog,you can't see the a**hole in front of ya!— October 10, 2009 1:11 a.m.
He Got A Nobel Why?
A guy walks into a diner and sees a sign. Cheese Sandwich-$5 Chicken Sandwich-$7 Handjobs-$50 He asks the waitress"You the one who gives handjobs?" "Yeah",she replies. He says"Go wash your hands and make me a cheese sandwich".— October 10, 2009 1:09 a.m.
He Got A Nobel Why?
A couple goes to see a marriage counselor. The marriage counselor says I want you to tell me something you both have in common. The guy says"Neither us likes sucking cock".— October 10, 2009 1:05 a.m.
He Got A Nobel Why?
Yeah. You're about that. Don't you think it's time to bring them back into being vogue just for the sake of saving our country?— October 10, 2009 12:54 a.m.