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Analysand?— October 20, 2009 1:51 a.m.
La Mesa: Where Knitting Pros and Beer Enthusiasts Are Born
You almost got it,Pike. .dratsab yzarc a m'I I'd LOVE to sing that jingle. :-D— October 20, 2009 1:42 a.m.
Chargeless fans....
LMAO@ The Hamster Dance. I'd have to drink ALOT of beer to do that. I'm not lying either Pike. My GF works at the Poway Target. I'm always in there tootin' in the store. I'm not rude or blatant about it but if I'm on my way to find her and I'm walking through the woman's section and I gotta toot my own horn,I'll do it. Every now and then someone will look around but if I see a woman standin' there I'll wait. Best time to fart in public is when a baby is around. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHsjomQ2rvs— October 20, 2009 1:36 a.m.
Chargeless fans....
That's a pretty tall order considering I've only farted in empty elevators. I find public flatuence absolutely hilarious and I'm not going to lie and say I've never farted in public. However,when letting a couple of anal queefs escape the pressurized cabin known as my small intestine,I generally try my hardest to do so downwind or at least in an open space like the women's section of Target. That's always good for a strong smile if you do it without getting caught.— October 20, 2009 1:10 a.m.
La Mesa: Where Knitting Pros and Beer Enthusiasts Are Born
LOL! You guys like that one? I finally figured out a way around the censors and I wasn't even trying hard.— October 20, 2009 1:06 a.m.
Chargeless fans....
The apology or the farting in an elevator? I've submitted some feedback to the Reader about fixing my blog as well.— October 20, 2009 12:59 a.m.
Chargeless fans....
That would cost a small fortune. I can't just apologize. It's too lazy. I'm the type of guy to write a 1,000 word essay on why it's bad manners to fart in a crowded elevator even though it's downright hilarious.— October 20, 2009 12:53 a.m.
Chargeless fans....
No Pike. I DO owe SD,AG and CF a heartfelt apology. Writing it in a comment just cheapens it. Maybe it'll fix itself by the time I get done playing with my stocks in a few hours.— October 20, 2009 12:48 a.m.
Chargeless fans....
LOL! I thought of that myself ;-D— October 20, 2009 12:45 a.m.
La Mesa: Where Knitting Pros and Beer Enthusiasts Are Born
Apparently I can't spell puncTuation properly either....O_o— October 20, 2009 12:43 a.m.