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BALDERDASH wars!!!
"And your wife is a slightly overweight women buying things for their kids and husbands; as it should be." You have my sympathy. Pig. You have just described your wife.— November 25, 2009 8:08 p.m.
BALDERDASH wars!!!
"I made my wife's day today when I told her I would let her spend $400 this friday on black-friday." Awwww, aren't you just the big, generous lug? Wow, 400 big ones. Are you sure that won't break the bank? Are you going to LET her use what she buys? Sears? THE home and appliance store SEARS? Again, you prove how little you know about women. As anti said recently, I have to against all my better judgement and agree with Josh. The lines outside most stores are filled with men looking for appliances and gadgets. Not women looking for clothes or whatever your pea-brain thinks we are after. I hate malls and shopping, and think that women should be investing their money and not spending it on crap that has been forced down their throats. We are responsible for a large percentage of the gross domestic product, yet our expenditures are mostly related to the beautification/adornment of ourselves. Once women wake up and realize that their social-economic status is drastically reduced by spending their money on garbage Madison Avenue pressures them into buying lest they be construed as something less than perfect, and start putting their money into their investments, we will no longer be accused of being the ones trampling the guy at WalMart. And I can honestly say that the men were responsible for that fiasco. Mob-mentality usually affects men, not women.— November 25, 2009 6:10 p.m.
The Slightly Hodge-Podge Composition
SD, Fresh and Easy moved in up the street from me and I swear, everytime I buy something there it turns the minute I park it in my fridge. Jonathan. Ugh, every Jonathan I have ever met has been a pompous jerk. Daves and Matts are always cool.— November 25, 2009 5:26 p.m.
Bonus Blog: Adam Lambert on the AMAs
"Man, you'd bury yourself alive just to prove you could handle the shovel."— November 25, 2009 8:11 a.m.
Fun, Fun Game
SD, why aren't you more famous? Or you do have an underground lair somewhere? If so, I want to join your band of crypt-cracking sleuths. Was it Jeffrey Dahmer? I did come up with this, to which I had to quickly avert my eyes lest I get sucked into their hilarious prothelysizing about the end of the earth: http://www.doomers.us/forum2/index.php?action=pri… These guys are a riot!!! Chickens are the answer!!!— November 25, 2009 7:18 a.m.
Bonus Blog: Adam Lambert on the AMAs
Yawn.— November 24, 2009 7:18 p.m.
Bonus Blog: Adam Lambert on the AMAs
Someone commented on the decline of Prince. HUH? Since when? His concerts still sell out. He DOES NOT NEED to sell records. Bottom line, I would love to get into a debate about rock stars and the things they do. I have seen some things that would make your hair curl. Have you seen THE CRAMPS!!!!????? On a side note: Good lord, is there a similar style of writing by this General Hospital guy and our craptacular Josh Board? I just noticed the comma collateral.— November 24, 2009 6:39 p.m.
For the Ladies: Best Excuse EVER.
From one classy broad to another.— November 24, 2009 6:26 p.m.
Bonus Blog: Adam Lambert on the AMAs
Gnzxxonxy....Oh, huh? Another performance circa whatever that pushed the envelope? I'm shocked. I love Adam and really enjoy his style. Bronski Beat meets Elvis. And I love his take it or leave it attitude as well. And there you go. Take it or leave it. Kids will catch this on their various sources of information and it does not matter who cancels his appearance on their show. It will only make him that much more popular, and do not be surprised when your son goes to school in regular clothes and goes to the bathroom to make-up his face and don BLACK SKINNY JEANS. Because both girls and boys are going to take notice.— November 24, 2009 6:13 p.m.
For the Ladies: Best Excuse EVER.
Scene opens at a bar, man and woman watching "The Big Game": Her: We do this every Sunday. Can't we go see a movie? Him: Shhh, the game's on. Her: I really need to talk to you about something. Him: Shhh, the game's on. Her: We never do anything anymore except watch sports. Him: Can't this wait? The game's on. Her: I'm porking your brother. Him: What?!?!? What on earth...?!??! Her: Your penis is just too big. Him: My own brother? Wait, did you just say my penis was too big? Wow, really? I mean, I know I am above average.... Her: I'm sorry. I just can't accommodate it anymore. Your brother doesn't like sports, and his penis is just average. Him: Oh, okay. I guess, if you are sure....OH, MY GOD!! Fumble?!? You idiot!?!? They should have traded him when they had the chance!!! She leaves, waitress drops her phone number in his lap.— November 24, 2009 10:55 a.m.