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Who Is Matthew Alice, Gringo?
oh, and I might add that John Brizzolara once nearly came to blows with a bar tender over the Matthew Alice identity, a moment I've always enjoyed imagining. Brizz cowering, beer flying, yelling heard out on the streets.... Much ado about something or other, but not much.— April 6, 2010 3:17 p.m.
Who Is Matthew Alice, Gringo?
aaaak thpppt is what it says on my passport, which also bears someone else's photo. a surprisingly useful document. much can be accomplished while officials are thrown into confusion. And I can only offer a tip of the Matthew Alice hat to SD for enduring federal agents and papparazzi on my behalf. actually, I am who I say I am. Matthew Alice. Simple as that.— April 6, 2010 3:11 p.m.
Who Is Matthew Alice, Gringo?
Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee! (Grandma Alice and elves joining in the chorus) And RG, I did mention "Green go!" in my answer, I believe. It's truly a harebrained explanation, no?— April 4, 2010 6:49 p.m.
Who Is Matthew Alice, Gringo?
I should have known that you'd add some polish to my answer, Refried, gringo that you are. (And that's pa-lish, not poh-lish, though Polish is Greek to me.) Thanks for helping to make Straight from the Hip the wiseguy's answer to Wikipedia.— April 1, 2010 1:04 p.m.
Establishing a Bank, License Plate Symbols
Yeah. HOme to a notorious cartel. Um, and your point is...— March 28, 2010 4:03 p.m.
Faucet-Pee Correlation, Ducks in a Row
JA you painted a ducky picture of quacker behavior. I could see it in the eye in my mind and even hear the yacky chatter. (Does it echo? Of course it does. Where did that urban legend come from...)— March 18, 2010 1:05 p.m.
Hard Water, Question Mark
Yeah. Ask-clamation. Not quite as good as "cute-manteau," though. Well done, SD.— November 7, 2009 7:11 p.m.
Monkey Babies, Grocery Express Lane, The Clap
Seemed pretty cool to me, too. Very sophisticated thinking to get mom to deal with the noisemaker.— October 18, 2009 2:21 p.m.
Calculator Batteries, Killer Terms
Need to check with the Legal Eagles wing of Alice HQ for this one. The Mojave NP story certainly sounds familiar. My guess -- Supreme Court decisions would apply country-wide. But as luck would have it, I'm not a lawyer.— October 6, 2009 1:10 p.m.
That Fish Smell
Hi Mz Fish. Just now catching up on all the finny, scaly goings-on here. You were wronged. Wronged! After checking out City Beat, I'm convinced that of the two, mine is the only legitimate fish column. The other is a cheap knock-off scribbled at your expense. I"m glad you weren't fooled by that self-involved puffery. You'll always get better treatment here at M.A., Inc (LLC).— September 25, 2009 1:49 p.m.