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Family Ties -- The Keaton Curse
i love this column... the celeb TV fodder from when i actually watched television. Michael Gross, who looked more Jewish than Spielberg, was last seen (by me) doing some "work" for one of those televangelist Christian TV half-hour infomercials. Like Sally Struthers did for the starving children. (i found that funny before the South Park kids did and made Sally's second career as a cartoon character take off.) Stomach turning, those are. Michael J. Fox was here in SD a couple years back for the Reform Judaism convention and gave a really great speech on Parkinson's and the need for stem cell research. i covered the story for the SD Jewish Journal and found his story compelling. Brave guy. When you wrote "broken stool" i just pictured half of a dookie.— December 15, 2009 10:31 a.m.
Everybody's Got Something to Hide (especially me and my monkey meat)
"Why can't you do it? Why can't you set your monkey free? ... Do you love your monkey or do you love me?" George Michael, how i miss you... i remember the daze of having roommates... i may have those daze again in the future when i can't pay my mortgage anymore but i digress... and the roommates with their overnight guests, and the roommate who drank my sodas... and the one whose dog regularly peed on my futon... and the one who was never there, bless him!!... and the one who was perpetually perky... and the one to whom i gave $200 and sent him on a direct flight to Minnesota to be with his older sister when his OB tweaker girlfriend was basically spoon-feeding him crystal meth on a weekly basis and i couldn't take watching him on that downhill spiral anymore...— December 15, 2009 10:25 a.m.
A City Under Television Skies
"Guns don't kill TVs, people do." i hate guns and i hate television. And you know i don't hate anything!! Love the story though. Find it very hard to believe you'd point a Glock at an onscreen Marty. Marty? As in Sid & Marty Krofft? H.R. Pufnstuf's "Daddy"? Or Marty Feldman with his big, bulging eyes? Or Marty Marischino from "GREASE"? Yeah, i know, football... You can't mean Schottenheimer, can you?— December 15, 2009 10:19 a.m.
911, What's Your Emergency?
Wow, that was quite a story. Really glad there were no animals hurt in the making of this story. i hate people who hate people. Why can't we all just get along? Very nice that you called 911. i've gotten a busy signal with them too before. WTF, 911? And charging peeps to call you is just wrong. Again, WTF, 911? Very compelling tale, here, Josh. A zillion times better than those Reader "freelancer" ones... *rolls eyes* Stringers, whatever...— December 11, 2009 7:46 p.m.
The Biggest Loser Blog
the 5,163rd reason i don't watch TV— December 9, 2009 10:25 p.m.
Cuckoo for Zhu Zhus
Amway and Herbalife! Beanie Babies!! Ah, the memories!— December 9, 2009 10:24 p.m.
Liver and Mushrooms
Mushrooms atop pizza = bLiSs— December 7, 2009 12:42 p.m.
Parachutting Accidents and Sex Changes
Lots of my coworkers knew Mike Penner (before and after sex change) and only had good things to say about him... so tragic.— December 7, 2009 12:32 p.m.
Parachutting Accidents and Sex Changes
Chaz Bono, WTF happened to you? She was so cute when she was a little kid on the "Sonny and Cher Show" ...— December 7, 2009 12:24 p.m.
Liver and Mushrooms
i love mushrooms but if they aren't at Henry's, i don't eat 'em. i have never tried the hallucinogenic ones and don't plan to, much less eat ones that i don't know what the hell they are!!!— December 5, 2009 9:31 p.m.