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If I had a neighbor named "Candie Kane," I'd suspect something. Unless she worked Decembers up at the North Pole. Although, Freds response to CK, made me think I should've gone along the path of a response more along the lines of: Five-hundred, eight-nineth time blogger...Having typed my latest blog, and happily knowing it won't end up on the bottom of bird cages (as it's on the computer), I am just responding to the story I wrote on Escorts (which was in the Reader, and may very well be on the bottom of bird cages; now that the paper shrunk in size, it's easier to fit in those little parakeet cages, too). Ridiculous, that this has gone to 175 posts. I'm 39 now, and from ages 16 to 18, I wrote for the Marquee, the student paper at Mira Mesa High School. I cleared nothing financial, but it was an easy A on my report card, and one less "real class" I had to take. At age 21, I started working at a radio station, where I actually started receiving a paycheck for things I wrote and said. I probably said many things about local politicians. It's what helps make a morning radio show. After five years, and losing my job, I became a private DJ. Now, not even weddings and barmitvahs, but just listening to my Walkman (this was before ipods), and introducing the songs by saying things like "Another rock block of Led Zeppelin coming up. But first a weather report. Josh, if you're going out, wear a coat, it will be a chilly 68 degrees today, with a 75% chance of showers. And Josh, if you're the 10th caller, you'll win tickets to Grand Funk Railroad...." I quickly became bored (board) being a private DJ for myself, thought about becoming a private eye, private dancer, or even a private in the Army. Instead, I started writing music stories for the Reader and other publications. The only tucking I did, was after watching Silence of the Lambs. I wanted to see if it was really possible to do what that guy did in front of the mirror. I was also good at doing the voice, as I'd call my friends and say "It puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose." On these blogs, I've met many cool people. But most end up getting mad at me, and then not being cool anymore. I'll probably never retire, as the economy sucks, thanks to George W. Bush (had to mention a Bush in this blog, that didn't refer to anything but a name). And, my 401K is history. I rent a four bedroom home in San Diego, and who knows...if house prices keep dropping, maybe I'll own it soon enough. I might be your neighbor. And, if you see me peeking in your window at 1:35 a.m. after finishing this blog, please don't call the cops. And I'll try to stop being so negative in the things I write, even if it's what others choose to do with their lives that drives me insane. Sincerely, Crasher
— March 24, 2009 1:39 a.m.

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