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You call yourself a football fan?
I can't remember who said it, but someone once said that any bright three-year-old could tell, by observing her parents, that people don't learn from experience. San Diegans who vote to have their pockets picked by the Spamos gang, or vote for their hired mouth, Kave-in Fuk'nher, illustrate how right the great realist P. T. Barnham was when he said that "people WANT to be humbugged." His legacy lives on on TeeVee.— February 4, 2016 9:48 p.m.
Sempra Energy, Pacific Gas & Electric, Edison overspend with impunity
I hope you're right, but I believe you're wrong--unfortunately.— February 4, 2016 9:33 p.m.
Sempra Energy, Pacific Gas & Electric, Edison overspend with impunity
It's all about overcompensation. The narcissist believes his own line of bull$hit. But three-inch dicks and performance anxiety drive 99.9 percent of male insecurity. The corresponding psychosis in women is all about appearances. This is why psychotics rule the world.— February 4, 2016 9:31 p.m.
Dean Spanos takes TV test, flunks
Bad advice? Sounds like good news to me. Maybe depose the lime ag and send it up for perjury? Nobody reads dissertations. In book form, they are most often failures. Academics are boring. A good yarn-spinner is what is needed. And agitate, agitate, AGITATE.— February 4, 2016 9:25 p.m.
Dean Spanos takes TV test, flunks
Spamos on TV? I hear it makes SOS worthy of the name. And Fibiani? Who cares?— February 4, 2016 6:04 p.m.
Sempra Energy, Pacific Gas & Electric, Edison overspend with impunity
Exactly. But that comes from deep-seated (hidden) feelings of inadequacy. Ask their trophy wives. Capish?— February 4, 2016 5:11 p.m.
You call yourself a football fan?
I know of no evidence that conclusively demonstrates which sex is smarter, and certainly none that proves that any man is smarter than any woman. As to competitive zeal, that is limited to the rut under normal circumstances. Beyond that, it is psychopathological in a social species. Solitary species have no need to compete, except for territory. Even then, the "competition" is limited to ACTUAL needs. Once those are satisfied, the competition stops. UNLIMITED competition, as in "on steroids," is an artifact of cultural fantasy, a process by which an organism ultimately destroys itself. Sound like the Nincompoop Fu<kup League?— February 4, 2016 5:06 p.m.
You call yourself a football fan?
How many brain bumps and crashes did he suffer in the year? Was it a medical retirement, or did he take the money and run a la Forrest Gump?— February 4, 2016 4:52 p.m.
Spanos commits!
Sheila Manaktola: Like the Aztecs?— February 4, 2016 4:36 p.m.
Ramp-up to inquiry on Alison Canyon gas leak
The biggest elephant in the climate-change room is that it has become too popular before coming of age. The "solutions" proposed by Al Gore and the current President are not rooted in scientific analysis; they are palliatives to calm the restlessness of the natives that will at the same time enrichen environopportunists like corporate corn farmers and manufacturers of wind machines, none of which pencil out as a solution to the "energy crisis." If we could only harness the power of hyperbole, we would be in Fat City.— February 4, 2016 9:26 a.m.