La Jolla Strip Club (Permanently Closed)
For those not familiar with its play-on-words handle, La Jolla Strip Club is one of those places where you grill up your own steak. Get it? The fact it’s buried in a part of town saturated with slightly more affordable dining options and across the street from a mall (a distance few shoppers are willing to traverse unless they see the word SALE), makes it easier to grab a pool table and enjoy a few rounds of eight-ball along with $4 draft beers. Eats like sliders, lobster mac ’n’ cheese, and nachos are ripe for the taking at $7 during happy hour (3-7pm, Monday-Friday, and 5-7pm Saturdays).