Bret Smith
From Normal Heights (Fitness Manager)
He did it right, he did it well, and then he said goodbye. He died in a tragic, painless, heart attack on a hiking trail. He didn’t even see it coming, which is exactly the way he wanted to go.
Sara Wilcox
From Escondido (Customer Service)
She always liked drinking good beer. She was a happy and fun person, but her life was tragically cut short while blissfully drunk, passed out in the street, when she was struck by a car.
Jason Torres
From Los Angeles (Editor)
Jason passed in June of 2082 in a freak flying-monkey-cloning incident and is survived by his eight gay grandchildren.
Brian Wagner
From San Diego (Boys and Girls Club Board Member)
He was a great guy, funny, very laughable if people were around him and brought life to every party. He died from a rattlesnake bite in 2015.