Write your obituary.

Asked by Andy Boyd

August 14, 2012

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Bret Smith

From Normal Heights (Fitness Manager)

He did it right, he did it well, and then he said goodbye. He died in a tragic, painless, heart attack on a hiking trail. He didn’t even see it coming, which is exactly the way he wanted to go.

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Sara Wilcox

From Escondido (Customer Service)

She always liked drinking good beer. She was a happy and fun person, but her life was tragically cut short while blissfully drunk, passed out in the street, when she was struck by a car.

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Jason Torres

From Los Angeles (Editor)

Jason passed in June of 2082 in a freak flying-monkey-cloning incident and is survived by his eight gay grandchildren.

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Brian Wagner

From San Diego (Boys and Girls Club Board Member)

He was a great guy, funny, very laughable if people were around him and brought life to every party. He died from a rattlesnake bite in 2015.


isela Aug. 26, 2012 @ 3:46 a.m.

Bruce Kurtz 70 year old retired CPA passed away yesterday afternoon, peacefully at Alvarado Hospital. He will be missed not only by his family & many friends he touched but also will be remembered for his love of his women. He treated them like a true gentleman should. He was a wonderful human being, survived by his son David Kurtz, his grandchildren, and Tommy his cat. This should not be considered as an "Good-Bye" but a "See You Later"



Avaloch50 June 19, 2014 @ 2:21 p.m.

I knew Bruce in the 90's, while he was in Framingham, MA. He was one of the kindest and funniest guys ever. Not just our CPA, but our good friend. I am so sorry to hear that he has passed, but know he's up there with Gerry Garcia having a ball!


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