Have a joke?

Asked by Jane Belanger

April 27, 2011

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Abbey McDonald

From National City (Student)

Knock knock. [“Who’s there?”] Banana. [“Banana who?”] Knock knock. [“Who’s there?”] Banana. [“Banana who?”] Knock knock. [“Who’s there?”] Orange. [“Orange who?”] Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?!

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Kim Cramp

From Little Italy (Office Manager)

What do you call a dog with no legs? You can call him anything you want because he won’t come.

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Jeremy Whitaker

From Serra Mesa (Unemployed)

Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the shell station.

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Ron Braner

From Madison, Wisconsin (Kitchen Manager)

What’s the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu? With one you need a tweetment, the other you need an oinkment.

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P.J. McDonnell

From Hillcrest (Unemployed)

What did the blind, dumb, and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.


stefunny May 1, 2011 @ 8:32 p.m.

WHAT? Are you SERIOUS? The Reader actually PRINTED the joke about Cancer from P.J. McDonnell?


While it's sad enough that P.J. finds that funny (or even a joke at all) SHAME on The Reader for even printing garbage like that.

I love jokes, even politically incorrect ones. But that's not even a joke - that's just crass, base, pathetic, sad, mean-spirited, uneducated NONSENSE.

I'm beyond disappointed in you, Reader.


SurfPuppy619 May 3, 2011 @ 7:58 p.m.

Not a joke at all, and I agree, it is not worthy of being in print.


Robert Johnston May 3, 2011 @ 3:21 p.m.

Q: What do you call a convicted first-time shoplifter in Saudi Arabia?

A: Lefty



SurfPuppy619 May 3, 2011 @ 7:58 p.m.

Kim Cramp, your sorry butt can take your joke home too.


I Am Stardirt May 5, 2011 @ 4:27 p.m.

Abbey rocks. Kim needs to get laid. Jeremy, another unemployed young man, he's a thinker. Jeremy is the future.


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