Tin Fork
Soon she's telling us about the fight she had trying to cuff this giant fellow she was arresting.
"The sausage patties were so big, my date brought one home and we made a pizza from it."
"You walked all the way from the Coaster? Try the Ironman sandwich."
"We have been using spoons and forks since the present king's grandfather."
"I'm here once a week. Rehearse with the San Diego Symphony, then straight up here."
"Can you believe it?" Hank says. "The Yankee Clipper's shoes."
Guess it's a macho thing, like I have to match-o Gustavo to show I ain't no lily-livered gringo afraid to eat tongue.
"I have the soup every time. That's every week, for ten years!"
"The supplier I found was throwing away the extras from all the organically grown filet mignons he was cutting."
"Ricky's is as near as you'll get to what the founding fathers ate."
Something about the flavor of that goat cheese, and what the pear does to it.
For a moment, I'm almost man enough to accept a couple of challenges from the lunch menu.
"Uh, guys, I appreciate the business, but your scooter is scaring away customers."