My first writing credit came when I was 10 years old. I’d won the D.A.R.E. essay contest, in part by vowing to McGruff, the cartoon Crime Dog, to never touch a drug or take a drink of alcohol. Standing in front of a gymnasium full of community leaders, police, parents, peers, and teachers, I nervously read the essay into a center-stage microphone. Thinking back, I sure could’ve used a toke to take the edge off. But at ten years old, my connections were limited. Now, 30 years later, weed connections are hardly necessary. Scoring pot is as easy as walking into an Apple store and snagging a new phone. (If you ask me, many dispensaries actually have the feeling of cell phone kiosks.)

On marijuana’s national holiday of 4/20, marijuana enthusiasts were invited to join an event called Cannival hosted by the Do You Even Smoke? promotions. The event was connected to Golden State Greens dispensary in Point Loma. Happily, this particularly party did not have that kiosk feeling.
Seventy-eight-year-old Gary, and his gal of similar age, Dennise, never thought marijuana would be legalized in their lifetimes. I asked if I could snap a picture. Gary looked at Dennise, then back at me. With a cheesing grin, he said, “Why not!” He wrapped an arm around Dennise, and the senior stoners were caught on camera — but in today’s accepting society, it ain’t no sweat. And I can’t imagine how much street cred they’ll be getting from their grandkids.

Guests were given two pre-rolled joints upon entry. Vendors had their tables lined up, each bearing jars upon jars of glowing green nuggets. In the indoor spaces, smoke hung and clung to over 1500 people. The one thing noticeably not present was alcohol. “The younger generation coming up isn’t drinking as much,” Gary noted, holding up a joint. “This is much better.” He and Dennise shuffled off shortly after that. “Have a nice life,” Dennise said to me as they disappeared around a corner.
As with alcohol, it's best not to drive while under the influence. Have you ever been stuck at a stop sign for ten minutes, waiting for it to turn green, with the person behind you laying on their horn? It’s still red, dude! What do you want me to do? Or ever thought you were being pulled over by a street sweeper? Everyone just be cool.
The thing about marijuana and music is that they dance together harmoniously, no matter what the genre. The high mind will usually connect with notes, whether they're softly emanating from a piano or shredding forth from a guitar. But maybe that’s just me. The Cannival fest featured mostly DJs and rappers. The afternoon sunlight streamed into the smoked-out room onto a small stage. The first act, Jasmin Rose, opened up by performing her “music for spiritual baddies.” I fired up one of my door doobies and watched. Then somebody passed me another lit joint and walked away. This was after I had purchased a five-dollar gram from one of the vendors. The weed supply was quickly adding up.
Not long after that, I ran into the event’s organizer, Jeffrey Knight. He gifted me about ten more jays, then ran to the stage to referee the joint rolling competition. The contest was simple: six participants were given a gram of weed to roll into a tight marijuana cigarette. The first one to finish first would be declared the winner. The prize was a beautifully crafted glass bong. When the whistle blew, each of the competitors calmly began breaking apart their nuggets, dropping them into regulation-sized rolling papers. In under a minute, the winner was declared. The champ lit his award-winning doob and hoisted his new glass trophy. Meanwhile, packaged THC vape pens were being passed around. I ended up with two of them. The growing amount of weed erupting from my pockets was a symbol of acceptance in abundance.

Before leaving, I made sure to catch hip-hopper Bolo Lomeli’s set. By this time, I’d taken in enough firsthand and secondhand pot smoke to tranquilize a young elephant. When one guy from across the room detected a moment that I didn’t have any smoke going into my face, he took immediate action. “Hey man, I haven’t seen you smoke all day,” he said. Then he handed me two more joints. I showed him the collection I accumulated throughout the day, but he wasn’t having it and asked that I take his gift. “Throw it on the pile,” I thought.
After the smoke cleared and everyone began to leave, Jeffrey Knight had some words to close things out. “Glad everyone had an amazing time. Seemed like they did, and it’s going to be the start of something great. Somebody has to have the balls to fucking break down the barriers to get through and let it be known that we are a nice, chill community that can go out and have fun, and then go home and chill out with no drama. We’re an asset to the community. Not a liability.” Tell that to McGruff the Crime Dog.
My first writing credit came when I was 10 years old. I’d won the D.A.R.E. essay contest, in part by vowing to McGruff, the cartoon Crime Dog, to never touch a drug or take a drink of alcohol. Standing in front of a gymnasium full of community leaders, police, parents, peers, and teachers, I nervously read the essay into a center-stage microphone. Thinking back, I sure could’ve used a toke to take the edge off. But at ten years old, my connections were limited. Now, 30 years later, weed connections are hardly necessary. Scoring pot is as easy as walking into an Apple store and snagging a new phone. (If you ask me, many dispensaries actually have the feeling of cell phone kiosks.)

On marijuana’s national holiday of 4/20, marijuana enthusiasts were invited to join an event called Cannival hosted by the Do You Even Smoke? promotions. The event was connected to Golden State Greens dispensary in Point Loma. Happily, this particularly party did not have that kiosk feeling.
Seventy-eight-year-old Gary, and his gal of similar age, Dennise, never thought marijuana would be legalized in their lifetimes. I asked if I could snap a picture. Gary looked at Dennise, then back at me. With a cheesing grin, he said, “Why not!” He wrapped an arm around Dennise, and the senior stoners were caught on camera — but in today’s accepting society, it ain’t no sweat. And I can’t imagine how much street cred they’ll be getting from their grandkids.

Guests were given two pre-rolled joints upon entry. Vendors had their tables lined up, each bearing jars upon jars of glowing green nuggets. In the indoor spaces, smoke hung and clung to over 1500 people. The one thing noticeably not present was alcohol. “The younger generation coming up isn’t drinking as much,” Gary noted, holding up a joint. “This is much better.” He and Dennise shuffled off shortly after that. “Have a nice life,” Dennise said to me as they disappeared around a corner.
As with alcohol, it's best not to drive while under the influence. Have you ever been stuck at a stop sign for ten minutes, waiting for it to turn green, with the person behind you laying on their horn? It’s still red, dude! What do you want me to do? Or ever thought you were being pulled over by a street sweeper? Everyone just be cool.
The thing about marijuana and music is that they dance together harmoniously, no matter what the genre. The high mind will usually connect with notes, whether they're softly emanating from a piano or shredding forth from a guitar. But maybe that’s just me. The Cannival fest featured mostly DJs and rappers. The afternoon sunlight streamed into the smoked-out room onto a small stage. The first act, Jasmin Rose, opened up by performing her “music for spiritual baddies.” I fired up one of my door doobies and watched. Then somebody passed me another lit joint and walked away. This was after I had purchased a five-dollar gram from one of the vendors. The weed supply was quickly adding up.
Not long after that, I ran into the event’s organizer, Jeffrey Knight. He gifted me about ten more jays, then ran to the stage to referee the joint rolling competition. The contest was simple: six participants were given a gram of weed to roll into a tight marijuana cigarette. The first one to finish first would be declared the winner. The prize was a beautifully crafted glass bong. When the whistle blew, each of the competitors calmly began breaking apart their nuggets, dropping them into regulation-sized rolling papers. In under a minute, the winner was declared. The champ lit his award-winning doob and hoisted his new glass trophy. Meanwhile, packaged THC vape pens were being passed around. I ended up with two of them. The growing amount of weed erupting from my pockets was a symbol of acceptance in abundance.

Before leaving, I made sure to catch hip-hopper Bolo Lomeli’s set. By this time, I’d taken in enough firsthand and secondhand pot smoke to tranquilize a young elephant. When one guy from across the room detected a moment that I didn’t have any smoke going into my face, he took immediate action. “Hey man, I haven’t seen you smoke all day,” he said. Then he handed me two more joints. I showed him the collection I accumulated throughout the day, but he wasn’t having it and asked that I take his gift. “Throw it on the pile,” I thought.
After the smoke cleared and everyone began to leave, Jeffrey Knight had some words to close things out. “Glad everyone had an amazing time. Seemed like they did, and it’s going to be the start of something great. Somebody has to have the balls to fucking break down the barriers to get through and let it be known that we are a nice, chill community that can go out and have fun, and then go home and chill out with no drama. We’re an asset to the community. Not a liability.” Tell that to McGruff the Crime Dog.
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