My friend John Drehner is in ebullient pre-Christmas spirits. “What do you get when you cross a centipede with a chicken?” he shouts, rubbing his hands against the chill. “Uh? Uh? More drumsticks. Bada-boom!” He receives the moans with aplomb. “I bet you’ve never heard the San Diego Christmas song. It was written by a guy here 30-plus years ago!” He doesn’t wait for requests. Now he’s singing straight out onto the street.
It’s Christmas once again in San Diego
There is not a chance that it will snow
Palm trees are swaying in the warm breeze
Back East it’s 10 degrees below.”
“OK. Here’s the chorus.”
It’s Christmas once again in San Diego
There is not a snowflake to be found
No sleigh rides with snowmen
Like you see on the Christmas card
Oh, but we’ve got a lot of Christmas in our heart.
Actually, John has a good, rounded voice. Relaxed, Bing Crosby-esque. Still, he says it’s not him we should be listening to. “It’s Barry de Vorzon, who wrote this. But the thing is, he originally wrote the song about Santa Barbara, not San Diego. ‘It’s Christmas once again in Santa Barbara.’ And one of his most popular versions turns the town name into San Francisco. There’s even one for Honolulu. Not a bad tune either. And you know what, it took me about fifteen minutes to learn the lyrics, and I have never forgotten them. I don’t know why the TV doesn’t play it.”
Barry de Vorzon has since become famous for writing movie and TV themes such as The Warriors, Exorcist III, S.W.A.T., on and on. And for developing land in San Diego County.
And his song addresses history, too.
Some people say it doesn’t seem like Christmas
You can’t look outside and see some snow
I don’t recall that it was snowing
In Bethlehem 2000 years ago
But mostly, it’s playing the seasonal card.
Trees are hung with lights and decorations
Families gathered by the fireside
This scene would make a perfect Christmas card
As long as you don’t look outside…
It’s Christmas once again in San Diego
There is not a snowflake to be found
No sleigh rides or snowmen
Like you see in the Christmas cards
Oh, but we’ve got a lot of Christmas
We’ve got a lot of Christmas
We’ve got a lot of Christmas
In our hearts!
“That’s it folks!” says John. “Except..” Except, he says, the song got it wrong this time. “Head down to the Hotel Del around five. You’ll see what I mean.” And wouldn’t you know, the man is right. Someone throws a switch and the lawn under the Norfolk Pines outside the Del is suddenly engulfed in snow. Gentle blowers make a beautiful, silent, instant blizzard. Old ladies’ eyes glisten. Kids’ faces open in awe. It’s one of those Disneyesque tricks that actually works. You can see people just standing, feeling the snowflakes on their faces, grinning like, well, kids. Guess ‘tis the season!
My friend John Drehner is in ebullient pre-Christmas spirits. “What do you get when you cross a centipede with a chicken?” he shouts, rubbing his hands against the chill. “Uh? Uh? More drumsticks. Bada-boom!” He receives the moans with aplomb. “I bet you’ve never heard the San Diego Christmas song. It was written by a guy here 30-plus years ago!” He doesn’t wait for requests. Now he’s singing straight out onto the street.
It’s Christmas once again in San Diego
There is not a chance that it will snow
Palm trees are swaying in the warm breeze
Back East it’s 10 degrees below.”
“OK. Here’s the chorus.”
It’s Christmas once again in San Diego
There is not a snowflake to be found
No sleigh rides with snowmen
Like you see on the Christmas card
Oh, but we’ve got a lot of Christmas in our heart.
Actually, John has a good, rounded voice. Relaxed, Bing Crosby-esque. Still, he says it’s not him we should be listening to. “It’s Barry de Vorzon, who wrote this. But the thing is, he originally wrote the song about Santa Barbara, not San Diego. ‘It’s Christmas once again in Santa Barbara.’ And one of his most popular versions turns the town name into San Francisco. There’s even one for Honolulu. Not a bad tune either. And you know what, it took me about fifteen minutes to learn the lyrics, and I have never forgotten them. I don’t know why the TV doesn’t play it.”
Barry de Vorzon has since become famous for writing movie and TV themes such as The Warriors, Exorcist III, S.W.A.T., on and on. And for developing land in San Diego County.
And his song addresses history, too.
Some people say it doesn’t seem like Christmas
You can’t look outside and see some snow
I don’t recall that it was snowing
In Bethlehem 2000 years ago
But mostly, it’s playing the seasonal card.
Trees are hung with lights and decorations
Families gathered by the fireside
This scene would make a perfect Christmas card
As long as you don’t look outside…
It’s Christmas once again in San Diego
There is not a snowflake to be found
No sleigh rides or snowmen
Like you see in the Christmas cards
Oh, but we’ve got a lot of Christmas
We’ve got a lot of Christmas
We’ve got a lot of Christmas
In our hearts!
“That’s it folks!” says John. “Except..” Except, he says, the song got it wrong this time. “Head down to the Hotel Del around five. You’ll see what I mean.” And wouldn’t you know, the man is right. Someone throws a switch and the lawn under the Norfolk Pines outside the Del is suddenly engulfed in snow. Gentle blowers make a beautiful, silent, instant blizzard. Old ladies’ eyes glisten. Kids’ faces open in awe. It’s one of those Disneyesque tricks that actually works. You can see people just standing, feeling the snowflakes on their faces, grinning like, well, kids. Guess ‘tis the season!
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