Police are still searching for the “From the Hipster” shooter who put a bullet in a man’s stomach at the Clairemont Friendship Center on September 22. “Right now, we’re treating it as an attempted murder,” said SDPD Detective Cole Case, “but it’s possible that the non-lethal shot was intentional. Maybe the shooter realized that if somebody actually died, it wouldn’t be as funny when he told the story at some super-authentic dive bar. He had sufficient composure to write ‘Get It?’ with the victim’s blood on the sidewalk in front of the Center’s sign, so it’s clear this was premeditated. Make no mistake, these people are sociopaths, shielded by their own bemused detachment from the genuine human emotion that keeps normal people from killing each other.”

Police are still searching for the “From the Hipster” shooter who put a bullet in a man’s stomach at the Clairemont Friendship Center on September 22. “Right now, we’re treating it as an attempted murder,” said SDPD Detective Cole Case, “but it’s possible that the non-lethal shot was intentional. Maybe the shooter realized that if somebody actually died, it wouldn’t be as funny when he told the story at some ‘super-authentic’ dive bar. Either way, he had sufficient composure to write ‘Get It?’ with the victim’s blood on the sidewalk in front of the Center’s sign, so it’s clear this was premeditated. Make no mistake, these people are sociopaths, shielded by their own bemused detachment from the genuine human emotion that keeps normal people from killing each other.”