Former President Bill Clinton warns of the coming inferno if San Diegans fail to heed his warning and vote for his wife Hillary. “For the prophet Bernie is a false prophet, who honors no God but himself, and the Donald is a false God with no love for His people."

On May 21, Bill Clinton addressed a crowd of Democrats at Bonita Vista High School in Chula Vista in preparation for the California primary election on June 7. Press was excluded from the event, but one shaken attendee allowed SD on the QT to see the words Clinton had spoken, which had mysteriously etched themselves into the flesh of the attendee’s back. An excerpt follows.

"Let all who live in this land tremble, for the day of the vote is coming. It is close at hand — a day that echoes with the thumping Trump of doom, a day of Berning and smoke. Before them fire devours, behind them a nation blazes. Before them the state is golden, like Eden, behind them, a desert waste, no wealth escapes them. At the sight of them, nations are hooting; every face turns green. They do not confer like statesman; they build up a wall, and like thieves they enter into banks. The day of the vote is great; it is dreadful. Who can endure it? 'Even now,' declares my wife, 'return to me with all your heart, with giving and stumping and voting. Vote your brain and not your conscience.' She is savvy and political, slow to commit and abounding in knack. Who knows? She may relent and apportion out a blessing. Lord knows she loves the military.”