The power plant’s acting up again,” Matt Wagner sighs, white large bats, coal-black and squeaky, wheel far above his head in the €ark sky. From where he stands on His apartment’s small (balcony, Wagner can …
Thursday, October 28
Dear Matthew Alice: I remember when I was young, about 30 years ago or so, I went to see the movie Shane. Aside from being a wonderful film, I was fascinated by the musical score, …
Dear MA.: I have been told that five items in a dryer will dry faster than one item alone. I don *t get it. Mind giving me a cluef — Tadd Whitmore, San Diego Yo, …
Thursday, October 21
“I moved here from San Diego and I actually prefer it. I really do. I married a Mexican girl and settled down. They’re the best people I’ve come across yet in California. Certainly the most kind.”
Dear Matthew Alice: Why doesn’t fish taste salty? Whenever I swim in salt water, I taste salty. What’s the deal? (P.S., T-shirt: X-L for my hubby!) — Too Much Time on My Hands, San Diego …
Dear Matthew Alice: Do flies get sick? I mean, considering the types of environments that flies thrive in, I have to wonder what could possibly upset their rugged little metabolisms (not counting pesticides and other …
Thursday, October 14
In SOMA’s “Dungeon” at 555 Union, downtown, San Diego’s premier purveyors of anthropophagic rock flail away at half-strung electric guitars, drums, the walls, the crowd, each other, and their equipment at a volume reminiscent of …
Say, Matt: Who is responsible for discovering the gender of a hurricane? Better yet, who gets to name ’em? — K. Gleeson-Duff, San Diego Matt: Who is it that names hurricanes, and how can I …
Dear Matthew Alice: A bunch of us have been wondering when a TV network showed people in a double bed for the first time. Can you help us? — Our Gang, downtown Another moldy oldie …
Dear Matthew Alice: A friend says that if I were to paint myself with house paint, I would drown. Could this be true? I wanted to paint myself silver, but now I'm not so sure. …
Thursday, October 7
The bow of the To Ching No. 212 looks like the nose of a fighter who should have quit sooner. Another almost catastrophic dent distorts the port stern. Above it some 20 feet of deck …
Dear Matthew Alice: Why is Garnet Avenue in Pacific Beach invariably pronounced “Gar-NET” by locals? It's just one of the gemstone streets, and I've never heard January's birthstone pronounced that way. Are these kinds of …
Dear M.A.: I was told that if you count the number of chirps a cricket makes in 15 seconds and add that number to 39, you would have the approximate temperature. Is that true or …