Christmas, the perfect time for Zoey Deutch to introduce the family to her first serious boyfriend, James Franco. The titular question goes unanswered. Sure, Franco is sweet, cute in a goofy way, and above all, painfully honest, but aside from those amorphous traits we’re never quite sure what it is about the flagrantly abrasive vulgarian that turns her on. Could it be the $200 million he has in the bank? As a successful video game designer, Franco puts the silly in Silicon Valley; it’s a role he’s become all too comfortable playing. Dad Bryan Cranston — at home as the walking time bomb waiting to explode on his future son-in-law — doesn’t have the milquetoast in him needed to pull off the other half of the equation. A paperless toilet gag brought a few chuckles, as did Megan Mullally’s vaped-out square trying to arouse hubby Cranston. But it will be best remembered as the film put the word “bukkake” in the mouths of middle-Americans. (2016) — Scott Marks