Two adopted Santa Monica surfers find out they are really crown princes of a place called Patu San, hunted by a man with half a metal face and protected by a man with one eye. Anemic color; anemicker comedy. Rob Schneider gamely remains in good spirits. With Ernie Reyes, Jr., Ernie Reyes, Sr., and Leslie Nielsen; directed by Neal Israel. (1993) — Duncan Shepherd
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