Scott Marks 3 p.m., Sept. 20
The co-stars of Twins, Schwarzenegger and DeVito, together again, in another one-joke comedy, this time to do with the world's first pregnant man (not counting Marcello Mastroianni in The Most Important Event Since Man Walked on the Moon or Billy Crystal in Rabbit Test). The script -- "My nipples are very sensitive" ... "Feel how soft my skin is" ... "Does my body disgust you?" -- virtually writes itself. And Emma Thompson, having accepted an Oscar, now goes about as far Hollywood as it is possible to go. With Pamela Reed and Frank Langella; directed by Ivan Reitman. 1994.