Matthew Lickona 3:45 p.m., Dec. 15
Billy's Hollywood Screen Kiss
A Tommy O'Haver Trifle, truthfully self-described. Good-looking, colorful, bright romantic comedy about the lust of a homosexual photographer for his newly discovered straight model -- Pygaylion, if you will, and his Gaylatea. The gas runs out before the end, even with long stretches of low-speed coasting. Sean P. Hayes, a new, mildly fishy face, is the engagingly eager yet unaggressive suitor. With Brad Rowe, Meredith Scott Lynn, Paul Bartel. 1998.