Scott Marks 12:30 p.m., July 26
A couple of infantile nitwits (the co-creators of TV's South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, a couple of infantile nitwits) invent a driveway hybrid of baseball and basketball -- but mostly basketball -- and it blossoms into a throwback professional sport, resurrecting the true "spirit of athletic competition." The joke writers work overtime, and the viewer immediately senses and shares their fatigue. Yasmine Bleeth, Robert Vaughn, Jenny McCarthy, Ernest Borgnine; directed by David Zucker. 1998.