An ungodly mess created around a dualistic theology: the next scheduled showdown, early in the 23rd Century, between the forces of Good and Evil. The earthly representative of the former is a carrot-haired, grass-rooted anorexic (Milla Jovovich), known familiarly as The Supreme Being, and assisted by a smirky mercenary (Bruce …
An ungodly mess created around a dualistic theology: the next scheduled showdown, early in the 23rd Century, between the forces of Good and Evil. The earthly representative of the former is a carrot-haired, grass-rooted anorexic (Milla Jovovich), known familiarly as The Supreme Being, and assisted by a smirky mercenary (Bruce …
Director Bill Condon sets out to answer the question, "What would Benedict Cumberbatch look like as a blond?" He also sets out to dramatize the story of document dump site Wikileaks, when Wikileaks would much rather he dramatize the story of the stuff they leaked. Question for discussion: was Wikileaks …
Watching contract players Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan mechanically mate is as erotically unfulfilling as studying the reproductive habits of amoeba. The promising “Revenge of the Sub” subplot hinted at in the trailer takes up maybe five minutes of screen time. The rest is squandered on tortured Dornan promising he’ll …