There was no answer at the front door, so burglars went around to the back
Eva Knott 9:36 a.m., May 23
Almost Factual News Entries for January, 2012
Strong Mayor: Arch-Enemy Team-Up!
Strong Mayor's foes combine forces: Occupy San Diego attempts citizen's arrest of Strong Mayor for embezzlement related to Qualcomm Snapdragon ...
Manchester Messenger Gets Meta
Mogul's Mass-Market Media Machine Makes Much of Mayoral Mating Meh. "The news that no one cares about the possibility of ...
Strong Mayor: The Downtown Partnership Dinner Presents...Strong Mayor Unplugged!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zCH2qG_lAk Related.
State of the (Imperfect) Union
Typo at Local Public Broadcasting Website Goes Viral, Causes Uproar FOX News Responds: "A rare moment of honesty from the ...
Hipster Dropoff
Following San Diego's Failure to Make Top 10 List of Hipster Cities, Pop Sensation One Republic Decides to Remove City's ...
"I Learned It From You, Dad!"
Poway Town Hall Meeting on Teen Drug Abuse Yields Plan for Parental Instruction on Responsible Drug Use "The family that ...
Dalai Lama Announces Pilgrimage to East County's "Buddha McDonald"
Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama, the supreme religious head of Tibet, has announced his intention to visit San Diego ...
La Jolla: Sun, Sand, Surf, and Sh*t
"Look at them," says La Jolla matron Eloise McKinley-Braeburton with disgust as she gazes down at the seals basking on ...
BREAKING! Balboa Park's House of Iran Implicated in Scheme to Funnel Gold to Ron Paul Presidential Campaign
Candidate's Campaign Staffer Seen Entering Building in Park's International Village Empty-Handed, Leaving with Briefcase He Can Barely Carry Paul: "'Foreign ...
A Tip of the Hat
Well, perhaps we ought not to have used "tip," but still...sometimes, you have to admit when you're beaten. Nothing we ...
Camp Pendleton General to Lead Inquiry into "Operation Golden Shower"
Marine Corps commander Gen. John Able today announced that Camp Pendlteon-based Lt. Gen. Tim Wolfhausen, commanding general of Marine Corps ...
Southwestern Cover-Up?
Outrage over contractor's jokes to BCA Architects that commission for helping to land Southwestern development contract should be "naked chick ...
Heroic Navy SEAL Thwarts Attempted Invasion of American Nether Region
Bold Attack Narrowly Averted by Quick Thinking, Decisive Action - But at a Terrible Cost "He took that bullet to ...
Chargers Defensive Coordinator Fired
Coach Norv Turner Explains, "The people are a great beast, and when they cry for blood, they must be appeased." ...
Eminem Goes to Coronado
New Album Will Address "Victorian Nightmare" of Picturesque City in Wake of Recent Tragedies "Death and hate in the 118." ...
Turner Triumphant
Chargers Owner-Patron Spanos Retains Coach-Provocateur Despite/Because of Hugely Middling Season What does it all mean? Read on! Note from Mencken: ...
San Diego Reader Announces Name Change
In response to U-T San Diego's new, shortened IHOP/KFC-style moniker, San Diego Reader Announces New Company Brand Name "Now, it's ...
OOPS
Leaked Report Reveals Real Reason for Bin Laden's Burial at Sea; Body was Dropped from USS Carl Vinson by Naval ...
Former San Diego Superintendent Promoted to Dark Knight
Onetime Education Secretary and Border Czar Tasked With Saving Humanity from Itself. "It seemed the next logical step." Pictured: Bersin, ...
San Diego: The Downward Spiral
Lackluster DUI Performance During New Year's Weekend Threatens One of Metropolis's Last Remaining Distinctions As America's Bleariest City "I mean, ...
