Walter Mencken 11:31 a.m., Feb. 1
Fries with that, Mr. President?
Man, this is one broad Broadway. Broadway, Lemon Grove, that is.
When words won’t do, bullets get the job done.
“I have been trained to shoot special way, in Russian military,” Vilkin told the jury.
There’s no cure and no way to prevent it
"My son didn't develop this because we gave him Twinkies and Coke."
Watch your burn rate.
When Jon Carder became a multimillionaire at the age of 26, his mother thought he was a drug dealer. “For a good four years, she thought for sure I was selling drugs. I bought a ...
Sensei Dan Thoene’s got a black bracelet in arithmetic.
“A kid raised his hand in the back and said, ‘How long does it take to become a black belt?’”
If this is how America works, man, there’s no hope for humanity.
He looked at the shattered driver's side window of his cab and worried about how his boss would react. He never saw the punch coming.
News from the Fight-for-Fifteen front
Minimum wage is not meant to be a living wage.
It’s not college, Mom, it’s rehab.
I'm not going to sleep for a week. I'll throw up and have the shakes.
Yule love what we got you!
You don’t have to be a movie critic to know the cinematic cliché: you don’t get to choose your relatives, but you do have to spend the holidays with them. And hey-ho whaddya know: every ...
Not a gangmember; a taxpayer.
Chain-linked in suburbia.