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Battery salesmen HATE Kyle

Try this one super-hip trick to avoid buying batteries unnecessarily

Dear Hipster: If you drop a dead alkaline battery on a hard surface, it will bounce. If you drop a good battery, it won’t. Did you know that? It’s an easy way to test whether ...

Jamaican, prove thyself

Despite lack of interest, the scene demands tribute

Dear Hipster: I have recently moved to San Diego and have immediately noticed a general affinity for reggae music. It seems that everywhere I go, hipsters are wearing the T-shirts, the beads, playing the music ...

What beard? I never had a beard

Don't fear the razor

The decline of the handlebar ’stache began on July 17, 2011

Instead of dying, they just go to Live Wire

Over it before you were into it

Look past the uniform and into the youthful soul of the ones who won't let go.

But, but — what about the Boomers?

If only we knew what the 76 million people with all the money and power were thinking.

Just Asking: Are hipsters really so endlessly fascinating that they need an entire column devoted to answering questions about them every week? How about a weekly column called Ask a Baby Boomer? That would be ...

Better to just be a penguin at prom

Sometimes the most original expression is restraint.

Discern the difference between radness and annoyingness.

Always another reason to scorn

Dear Hipster: What is the significance to popular music, and pop culture in general, if One Direction breaks up following the departure of Zayn Malik from the band? If Justin Bieber has truly slid into ...

Keep moving, IRS (nothing to see here)

Citizen Hip pays taxes

Dear Hipster: April 15th is right around the corner. I wonder, do hipsters pay their taxes like good citizens? — Call Me “Your Cousin in Government, Irving Radcliff Stevens” The funny thing is, I actually ...

Public health? Over it!

You can lead them to the ashtray but you can't make them snuff it out

What’s next, government subsidies for mustache care?

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