Tamar Fleishman 8:26 p.m., Nov. 27
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Rear the children with pride and patronymics
Dear Hipster: My wife and I have been talking about having a kid, really just kicking the idea around more than anything else, and I was surprised to find out that she is absolutely, 100% ...
Prepare your single-origin beans, elaborate cocktails, and yam rants
Here comes the “what yams actually are” lecture.
Kick off the Hipster Hall of Fame
Dunlop’s manly beard alone makes him a candidate.
Hipsters are the perfect group to repurpose the ex-Murph
First off, Qualcomm needs a 250m, Olympic-caliber velodrome.
Weather pattern? Famous idiot? The options seem endless
Go as Kim Kardashian’s glistening buttocks.
An authentic, hand-crafted criminal secret identity
Dear Hipster: I have deduced your secret identity. I’ll bet you thought you could hide behind your column inches, but you can fool us no longer. You’re the hipster bandit! It was a good ruse ...
Worse than a land war in Asia
If you gotta help someone move, at least set a limit.
Class War has a message but perhaps their example is flawed
Attack on Cereal Killer Cafe nothing to fret.
Follow hipsters to where your neck tattoos (or criminal past) don't matter
Dear Hipster: I’m a U.S. citizen who has a felony on my record and a bachelor’s degree on my résumé. I am afraid to get a job or need help with job placement, but I ...
Online you can be anyone, so just be yourself
Dear Hipster: I want to get Instagram on my phone, but I am not so good at naming things, and I can’t bring myself to install the app till I have a good username in ...
Vinyl has a certain "warmth" but the concept is not transferrable
Dear Hipster: I’m trying to part ways with some of the old things around the house that I don’t use, including a substantial collection of movies on VHS. I’ve got about 300 titles, mostly from ...
Never go full Debbie Gibson
Dear Hipster: I belong to a local community organization, relatively small in number, but passionate in spirit. Like any group, ours gets its fair share of agitators from time to time. I like to think ...
Birds might also be stoked about it; wouldn't you be?
Dear Hipster: Do you think birds enjoy flying? I know I would! — Danny (age 10), South Park If we’re anthropomorphizing (ask your parents), I’ll go out on a limb and say that birds regard ...
Best taken with a grain of smoked artisanal sea salt
The plaid-suit secret police may come for you.