Garrett Harris 4 p.m., Feb. 12
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His imitation of black culture was the sincerest form of flattery
Dear Hipster: May I suggest Lord Buckley for the Hipster Hall Of Fame? He even titled one of his albums Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies, released in 1955! — Tim It’s easy to see ...
Modern denim is often too light to patch.
Dear Hipster: So, I’ve been planning on writing to you for some weeks now, but I just never got around to it. Too lazy, or whatever. But, today I got to thinking, “Hey! If I’m ...
Dear Hipster: I’d always heard that it’s impolite to make small talk about jobs, yet strangers at parties and other gatherings all too often ask me “what I do.” I’m not ashamed of my job ...
Inspired by Tolkien
Hipster Magister, I nominate J.R.R. Tolkien for the Hipster Hall of Fame. The man invented the fantasy genre before it was cool. None of the generations of imitators have come anywhere close to matching him. ...
Looking through the Hipster Archive of Obscure Errata
Hipster: When it comes to the highly anticipated unveiling of the 2016 Hipster Hall of Fame class, the name we are all waiting to hear is, in fact, “tropical storm El Niño.” Getting two weeks ...
Hey Hipster: Love your column so I can keep up on what’s hip as a junior-senior! I noted with interest your resolution to get rid of your old concert T-shirts. NO! NO! Don’t do it! ...
Before it was cool
Dear Hipster: I grew up in North Park in the late ’70s, and I went to Alice Birney Elementary School. Since I lived in North Park before it was cool, does that make me an ...
He could probably cozy up to the bar at BLAH, order an IPA, and not seem at all out of place.
An all-points bulletin to the Hipster Congressional Fact Finding Committee.
(Lowercase c intended)
Dear Hipster: I almost always have a really hard time buying gifts for people. Birthdays are tough enough, but this time of year is all but impossible, seeing as how there are so many people ...
Hipsters embrace the vision of the ursine lumbersexual
Confident in their hairiness and hairlessness.
Sorry guys. Not hipster enough.
Disney's mustache doesn't cut it.
Rear the children with pride and patronymics
Dear Hipster: My wife and I have been talking about having a kid, really just kicking the idea around more than anything else, and I was surprised to find out that she is absolutely, 100% ...
Prepare your single-origin beans, elaborate cocktails, and yam rants
Here comes the “what yams actually are” lecture.
Kick off the Hipster Hall of Fame
Dunlop’s manly beard alone makes him a candidate.