Vincent Farnsworth 6:31 p.m., Dec. 4
A Tip of the Hat
Well, perhaps we ought not to have used "tip," but still...sometimes, you have to admit when you're beaten. Nothing we can do today will top this story in the Manchester Messenger: "Jury awards man with penis injury $7.5 million." Our only regret is that the award was as big as it was, otherwise, we might have been able to use this...
"Matthew Wall...A man barely a man. Gentleman, we can rebuild him...but shorter than he was before."
Special kudos to the comments section, which features this perfect gem of an exchange:
You stay classy, San Diego.
More like this:
- The day Pee Wee Herman landed me in the hospital — May 22, 2013
- Movie Poster Rejects You've Never Seen: Jaws, Batman, Supergirl, more — May 22, 2012
- Grindhouse Movie Reviews: Walkabout, Roeg's 1971 Acid/Aboriginal Trip — Feb. 2, 2012
- Exercise Tips from the Possessed. — Jan. 5, 2012
- Comic-Con Days 1 - 4 Photo Funnies — July 25, 2011