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Is that my Penis?

So, after taking yesterday off, I come into work and get involved in a very strange conversation with two of ...

$$$ and Dolphin Shorts

It was the summer of 77. Summer vacation was just about over, and my friend and I were bored. We ...

We were all going to...DIE!!!

My six year old son loves to read the news. So, there I was, reading the comic-strip page, and there ...

DVR vs Real Time

Last night while watching previous episodes of LETTERMAN and CONAN, I came to realize that I hardly watch anything live.. ...

TRAILER TRASH???

Movie trailers... You know, the coming attractions of soon to be released movies. Now adays I think the average movie ...

Good Cop: Bad Cop

Do on-duty Cops have to follow any laws? The other day I am sitting in my car, parked on the ...

History 101; via Hollywood!!!

My daughter is in high-school, and I recently spent sometime with her on her American History homework. And I got ...

Living DINOSAUR found!!!

Last year, a good friend of mine had one of those moments you wish you could make everyone forget. A ...

Thongification of America

So, there I was, doing the 'black Friday' thing with my wife. We were up at North Countyfair (the indoors ...

On ADAM LAMBERT's side; this time.

As you all know, I was totally in support of ABC axing Lambert's gig on GMA after his over-the-top performance ...

Obama is now a ONE TERM President.

I think Obama just signed his defeat card. He has so screwed up his chance of winning re-election, and Afghanistan ...

Slugging women is good for the environment

Illinois Rep. Jan Schakowsky, a liberal Democrat who served with Obama in Illinois, doubts that tonight’s speech by Obama will ...

Execute the Imposters

I've been reading about the married couple that 'party crashed' a function at the White House last week. I have ...

The predator is Time...

I was watching a STAR TREK movie this weekend, on Bluray. And one of the characters has this great line...it ...

Stranded

When you're driving down the road, or on a freeway, or any place, and if you see a stranded motorist, ...

Scorpio's BLACK FRIDAY education

Well, yes, I went out this morning, at 6am, and did some Black Friday shopping. My wife promised me some ...

BALDERDASH wars!!!

My family, during the holidays, will get together a few times for feast and for good times. And usually this ...

Democrats elect PALIN!!!

That could be the headline in three years from now; why? Because lunatic elements of the Democratic Party are going ...

The Human Carrousel

In the movie LOGAN'S RUN, based on the novel of the same name by William F. Nolan and George Clayton ...

Forget Gore..YOU save the world!

Everyone I know, and I know a lot of people, all have their 'plan to save' the world. Some idea, ...

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