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Trailer Park: Rocky Stallone vs. Jake DeNiro in Grudge Match

It's "bash DeNiro Friday" at

This is not the celluloid Visine needed to cleanse my eyes of the retinae-burning The Family. This is a joke, ...

Trailer Park: The Art of the Steal

I can remember when people read books instead of stealing them.

No, it doesn't look great, but everybody loves Kurt Russell, right? All I know is, I've been away from this ...

Trailer Park: Fading Gigolo

When was the last time Woody Allen acted in a film that he didn't direct? If you guessed Antz (like ...

Trailer Park: 2 Guns

Wow. I've seen the film, and lemme tell you, Denzel does not ask his boss in the interrogation room, "Did ...

Trailer Park: Paul Schrader's The Canyons

Ask Paul Schrader a question. Details inside.

http://sandiegoreader.com/users/photos/2013/jul/30/50318/ Paul Schrader has a new film opening and guess who snared an interview? That's right: Lickona! No offense, but ...

Trailer Park: The World's End

Now that's structure.

Okay, it's not out until tomorrow, but I really really like the device in Frances Ha of having addresses serve ...

Trailer Park: Last Vegas

Brilliant. Mean, but brilliant.

Okay, so that was awful. That's understood. But there's a special evil to the awfulness. Because even though the trailer ...

Trailer Park: Pacific Rim

Okay, so everyone's excited for this, because deep down inside, everyone is still an eight-year-old boy. Except, maybe, you know, ...

Trailer Park: Man of Steel

Fight heterophobia!

You know, "fear of the different." Because if a super-dude saved my son from a bus that was sinking into ...

Breakdowns, blow-ups, and boners from the Warner Bros. vault

http://sandiegoreader.com/users/photos/2013/apr/03/43107/ Television's last great gasp of inventiveness came when Kermit 'Mr. Blooper' Schaefer passed the boner baton to Dick Clark. ...

Trailer Park: The Iceman cometh

I'm such a purist that the thought of watching even so much as a trailer on my computer is hateful. ...

Trailer Park: Pain & Gain: Michael Bay doesn't care about your stinkin' lyrics, man

I mean, the name of the song is "Thrift Shop."

So there's a red-band trailer for Michael Bay's bodybuilding caper movie Pain & Gain. I can't embed it because I'm ...

Trailer Park: the mundane horrors of Dark Skies

Haven't seen this one yet, but there are some genuine chills in the trailer. Children who don't come home for ...

Trailer Park: Escape from Planet Earth

How many acts of cinematic theft can you pack into one trailer?

Let's take a look! Beloved super-dude appears before huge crowd of adoring fans and kisses a baby. Wow, haven't seen ...

Trailer Park: The Internship

I don't think they're even trying any more.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=a8DjuGlVknQ Just. Wow. What is the sound of one film pandering? Let's begin. Vince Vaughn is 42. Owen Wilson is ...

Trailer Park: Top Gun 3D

Some crucial omissions!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lx-mUxk82B4 I mean, yeah, 3D dogfights are probably cool, but we all know why everybody's going, right? 3D Buns! http://sandiegoreader.com/users/photos/2013/feb/06/39648/ ...

Trailer Park: Day of the Falcon

Not to be confused withe Day of the Jackal or Day of the Triffids.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8Iig7KChzY This film got made in 2011, but for whatever reason, it's coming out here in 2013. The premise isn't ...

Trailer Park: Bullet to the Head

The interesting thing is, the actual film is not nearly as cliched as the trailer.

Seriuosly, Scott liked it quite a bit. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDiaXZiIJOQ But still. Let the cliched bodies hit the floor. http://sandiegoreader.com/users/photos/2013/jan/30/39273/ "My partner ...

Trailer Park: Olympus Has Fallen

BEHOLD THE NEW FACE OF TERROR!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwx1f0kyNwI If there's one thing the remake of Red Dawn taught us, it's that we cannot afford to underestimate the ...

A closer look at the trailer for Spring Breakers

The most iconic American cinema image you'll see this year? The most iconic American cinema image you'll see this year.

http://sandiegoreader.com/users/photos/2013/jan/17/38564/ Sigh. Full trailer here.

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