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Trailer Park
A closer look at movie trailers.
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Trailer Park: Pacific Rim
Okay, so everyone's excited for this, because deep down inside, everyone is still an eight-year-old boy. Except, maybe, you know, ...
Trailer Park: Man of Steel
Fight heterophobia!
You know, "fear of the different." Because if a super-dude saved my son from a bus that was sinking into ...
Breakdowns, blow-ups, and boners from the Warner Bros. vault
http://sandiegoreader.com/users/photos/2013/apr/03/43107/ Television's last great gasp of inventiveness came when Kermit 'Mr. Blooper' Schaefer passed the boner baton to Dick Clark. ...
Trailer Park: The Iceman cometh
I'm such a purist that the thought of watching even so much as a trailer on my computer is hateful. ...
Trailer Park: Pain & Gain: Michael Bay doesn't care about your stinkin' lyrics, man
I mean, the name of the song is "Thrift Shop."
So there's a red-band trailer for Michael Bay's bodybuilding caper movie Pain & Gain. I can't embed it because I'm ...
Trailer Park: the mundane horrors of Dark Skies
Haven't seen this one yet, but there are some genuine chills in the trailer. Children who don't come home for ...
Trailer Park: Escape from Planet Earth
How many acts of cinematic theft can you pack into one trailer?
Let's take a look! Beloved super-dude appears before huge crowd of adoring fans and kisses a baby. Wow, haven't seen ...
Trailer Park: The Internship
I don't think they're even trying any more.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=a8DjuGlVknQ Just. Wow. What is the sound of one film pandering? Let's begin. Vince Vaughn is 42. Owen Wilson is ...
Trailer Park: Top Gun 3D
Some crucial omissions!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lx-mUxk82B4 I mean, yeah, 3D dogfights are probably cool, but we all know why everybody's going, right? 3D Buns! http://sandiegoreader.com/users/photos/2013/feb/06/39648/ ...
Trailer Park: Day of the Falcon
Not to be confused withe Day of the Jackal or Day of the Triffids.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8Iig7KChzY This film got made in 2011, but for whatever reason, it's coming out here in 2013. The premise isn't ...
Trailer Park: Bullet to the Head
The interesting thing is, the actual film is not nearly as cliched as the trailer.
Seriuosly, Scott liked it quite a bit. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDiaXZiIJOQ But still. Let the cliched bodies hit the floor. http://sandiegoreader.com/users/photos/2013/jan/30/39273/ "My partner ...
Trailer Park: Olympus Has Fallen
BEHOLD THE NEW FACE OF TERROR!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwx1f0kyNwI If there's one thing the remake of Red Dawn taught us, it's that we cannot afford to underestimate the ...
A closer look at the trailer for Spring Breakers
The most iconic American cinema image you'll see this year? The most iconic American cinema image you'll see this year.
http://sandiegoreader.com/users/photos/2013/jan/17/38564/ Sigh. Full trailer here.
A closer look at the red-band trailers for InAPPropriate Comedy and Movie 43
Ooof. First, a word of warning: both of these earn that whole red-band thing. Nudity, foul language, and general rudeness ...
A closer look at the red-band trailer for the Evil Dead remake
Not much to say, but please enjoy these screencaps of the Necronomicon.
Oh, and be forewarned, it's really, really gross and violent and nasty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=pvDLWlxxcak I do love this opening shot: it's ...
A closer look at the trailer for A Good Day to Die Hard
This time, they found The Most Interesting Villain in the World
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=i2Y2PpY6fNo Go ahead, tell me I'm wrong: http://sandiegoreader.com/users/photos/2013/jan/03/37840/ They even included a reference to the chess bit in this wonderful ...
A closer look at the trailer for Gangster Squad...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqKnD-g9QhY ...otherwise known as Mulholland Falls? Or maybe The Untouchables? I dunno, it's all mixed up. Let's start with Mulholland ...
The Title or Trailer Game IV: Catch it!
Welcome, welcome to The Title or Trailer Gave IV. Here I am with another chance for one of our couples ...
A closer look at Megan Fox's bosom - er, This is 40
The new mid-life movie This is 40 isn't just Judd Apatow getting to fantasize that he's Paul Rudd by casting ...
A closer look at the trailer for Star Trek: Into Darkness
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diP-o_JxysA Nice work, Mr. Trailer Editor: "You're gonna get yourself and everyone under your command killed" gets spoken right over ...
