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Marketing Geniuses
By Josh Board - November 6, 2009, 1:36 a.m.
I had lunch at Chipolte, and saw a sign at the Baskin @ Robbins right next door. They had a new cone called a “double header”. I thought that was probably to ride the buzz of the World Series. The picture showed the cone. It had a huge top ...
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Reality Shows and Rocket Men (I think it's gonna be a long, long time)
By Josh Board - November 5, 2009, 1:29 a.m.
I was thinking about reality show “stars” lately. Not just because my girlfriend and I were Jon and Kate for Halloween, and he continues to do interviews – either saying idiotic things or storming off when he doesn’t like the questions (Nancy Grace grilled him the best. I love her ...
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The "How to Get Out of a Traffic Ticket" Blog
By Josh Board - November 4, 2009, 1:40 a.m.
Last month when I wrote about my experience in traffic court – in which I went exactly one month earlier than my court date – I received a nice gift certificate to attend a comedy traffic school for free. As I parked and walked in for my 1:00 p.m. ...
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Take Me Out to the Dentist
By Josh Board - November 3, 2009, 1:49 a.m.
My friend Heather told a story about taking the extra candy her kid got trick-or-treating, and how some Halloween fairy visited her child in the night and left her a toy. I think it was My Favorite Pony or something. That’s a great scam. The adult gets some candy ...
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The President and Perverts on Halloween
By Josh Board - November 2, 2009, 1:04 a.m.
I completely forgot to contact that hotel in Mission Valley. You know the one that has “Joy” spelled out with the lights on, in various rooms? I was going to suggest they write “Boo” for October. And with the stories that keep coming out about hotels not doing well in ...
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Annoying Airline Passengers and Dead Celebs in Commercials
By Josh Board - October 31, 2009, 2:05 p.m.
Southwest Airlines apologized the other day. No, not because their pilots were sleeping on the job and missing their destination. And not because they ran out of peanuts. They should apologize for the on-flight movie being The Proposal, and having enough headsets for everyone. What they apologized for is ...
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Wee for a Wii -- Weeee! for attorneys
By Josh Board - October 30, 2009, 4:42 p.m.
It’s funny. I have friends that are lawyers, and whenever I think about legal questions to ask them, I forget what they were the next time we meet up. Probably a good thing. If it’s something I remember, it probably means I’m in a jam. With that radio station ...
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Athletes Hot-Doggin' It
By Josh Board - October 29, 2009, 11:08 a.m.
All over California, there's big news. The San Francisco Bay Bridge had a chunk fall off causing a closure. In LA, a shooting at a synagogue. A man opened fire and shot two people as they arrived to worship this morning. But what is it I'm going ...
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6-Year-Old Evicted
By Josh Board - October 28, 2009, 6:49 p.m.
I got home yesterday and turned on the TV. Inside Edition had a story about a 6-year-old girl they said was going to be evicted. Well, with a tease like that, I certainly couldn’t change the channel during a commercial. I immediately thought of the skit Will Ferrell ...
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Stupid Cops -- The No Habla English Edition
By Josh Board - October 27, 2009, 10:45 a.m.
Why do police officers surprise me by continuing to do such stupid stuff? Don’t get me wrong, I’m the biggest supporter of the police. I feel bad every time there’s a shooting, because most times, I agree with them. And most of society doesn’t. They seem to be under this ...
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Baby Einsteins, Dumb Pilots
By Josh Board - October 26, 2009, 5:56 p.m.
I hadn’t planned on blogging about that airplane that left San Diego and was going to Minnesota, but flew to a completely different airport nowhere near its destination. Even with my friend being on a plane to Minnesota that same day, I just didn’t really have a take that ...
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Drunks in Duluth (or The Cops Was After My Hot Rod La-Z-Boy)
By Josh Board - October 25, 2009, 7:45 p.m.
I'm watching the nighttime football game, and during commercials, I'm flipping over to Cops on Tru TV. I know there's going to be a day when I do that, and actually see a former NFL player that makes an appearance. I just saw a receiver on the Giants make ...
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Craigslist Craziness -- The Costume Edition
By Josh Board - October 24, 2009, 2:35 p.m.
I guess I should start this blog by saying....the number one reason people don't want to watch a David Letterman sex video is: He just coughs and laughs uncomfortably, before throwing pencils at the camera. And the next guest on the show....Paris Hilton. (here comes the admission). ...
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A Naked Man. And David Letterman Sex Tape.
By Josh Board - October 23, 2009, 3:11 a.m.
A friend of mine alerted me to a story in Springfield, Virginia. It involved a guy who was arrested and charged with indecent exposure. Do you wonder where he was? Perhaps in a park, wearing a trench coat. Maybe the parking lot of a Ralph’s. Nope. It was ...
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The Dog Blog -- Dogfight Edition
By Josh Board - October 22, 2009, 1:18 a.m.
I just got home after seeing Paranormal Activity. I hadn’t planned on seeing it, but I made the mistake of commenting on someones blog. They were saying how amazing it was. I mentioned a movie with a $15,000 budget that rips off The Blair Witch Project couldn’t be that great. ...
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Thoughts on Facebook and ACORN
By Josh Board - October 21, 2009, 9:51 a.m.
A few of my friends posted interesting things on their Facebook page. One was a list of something like 30 things that are annoying about internet technology. It had things like those words you have to type in for security codes, to prove you aren’t a computer but a real ...
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Death
By Josh Board - October 20, 2009, 4:06 p.m.
As I sat here this afternoon trying to decide what to blog, I thought about death. No, not mine. Even though I did just turn 40, and that should be a time you start thinking about it, I s'pose. But the death of the Chargers season. The deaths ...
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Music and Metallica Fans -- Dumb or Smart?
By Josh Board - October 19, 2009, 2:51 p.m.
Someone I work with and occasionally exchange emails with about music, sent me this great story. He said it might have some blog material. And he was right. It was from a website called MLive.com and it had to do with the kind of music you listen to and ...
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Crazy Costumes -- Target Targeted, Illegal Aliens Offended
By Josh Board - October 18, 2009, 12:54 p.m.
Cheech Marin’s song “Born in East L.A.”, the parody of Springsteen’s hit, was in my head all weekend. It stemmed from seeing the story about the Target store in L.A. that had illegal alien costumes. Those had a mask of a space alien (you know the look…bald green head, ...
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Judge Idiot -- Won't Let Interracial Couples Marry
By Josh Board - October 17, 2009, 3:05 a.m.
A Louisiana justice of the peace refused to issue a marriage license to an interracial couple. Keith Bardwell is the name of this racist idiot. He said that it’s because of the plight the kids might have. Yeah. The parents might have another Halle Berry on their hands. ...
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