Duke Cunningham Can't Have Gun
Don Bauder 9:47 p.m., May 25
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Hello, Ladies - and some enlightened Gentlemen
Hey, Ladies…and you lovable Lugs, So much is going on in this world. Occupy this, occupy that. There is one very important factor that we continually ignore on this planet. Here is my theory. I ...
The Neighborhood Dog
The misery overcomes me in waves. I cannot stop the tears, it is too much like the loss of not just a family member, but one that all neighbors share. We have really good neighbors. ...
The Cat That Filled the Hole in Our Hearts
He literally came out of nowhere. I’ll get to that later. This is the story of our cat, Tiger, and how he came to be our pet, but the story is mostly about a different ...
We Were Outside Mark Madoff's Apt. Yesterday and Took These
On our last day in New York yesterday, we decided to go into Soho and Little Italy. We were walking down Mercer and came across this. They closed the street, but we were already there. ...
It’s That Most Wonderful Time
Once I get that stupid jerk careening down Highway 805 in his stupid, oversized red truck, the one that cut me off not once but twice in his “oh, I am so damn important that ...
A Woman's Work
This is a bona-fide rant, and something that has bothered me for a long time. Just in time for Thanksgiving, when millions of American women will be slaving away in the kitchen while the men ...
The Unbearable Lightness of Bee-ing
I have a plant on my deck that I could not coax back to life. I watched it whither over the last two years, and attempts to resuscitate it with organic fertilizers and pep talks ...
The Point of Why I Ride a Bicycle
After a month-long hiatus, I decided to hop back on my bike this week. I rode Bike the Bay on Sunday (39 miles door to door), and it reminded me how much I love to ...
War
They cast a net out Far and wide Please join me now Acquire pride You’ve naught to lose You loser thee So far your life Remains pride free Come fight the wars You have no ...
New Aviation Rules
I know this has been played out, but I just could not resist.
Super Kick-Ass Flight Attendant
I hate to fly. I used to like it, but now it is an exercise in trying to achieve Ghandi-like transcendence above the desire to kick someone in the ‘nads. So, imagine my delight today ...
Apartment "Manager"
So, I have this friend that needs an apartment. Just for six months, a year, maybe. A temporary situation. She wants to stay in the Ocean Beach area, so another friend of ours recommends the ...
The Cats of Ocean Beach Take it Outdoors!!
You can go from this: To this!!: That's right, ladies and gentleman!! For our second exercise series of "The Cats of Ocean Beach", we've taken it to the great outdoors!! You will be astonished at ...
Keeping the Change on Friendship
We are all told from a young age to dream big, but not too big. You want people to like you, but the gods frown upon those that incite jealousy in others. Anyway, we are ...
This One Goes Out To The One I Love
"Sprawling on the fringes of the city In geometric order An insulated border In between the bright lights And the far unlit unknown Growing up it all seems so one-sided Opinions all provided The future ...
Liberty Station Grifters
They showed up one day, right before the holidays. Two young kids decked out in Christmas garb, but shabby. They weren't really kids, they were at that in-between age of 17 and 20, she looking ...
My Heroes, The Geek Squad
They are my heroes. Two husky, hunky, he-men possessed of technological ability far beyond that of us mere mortals, they arrive at my house promptly at 8:30 a.m., on a SUNDAY, no less, when lesser ...
The Restoration of Faith or Something Like It
The oil spill has rendered my usually sunny disposition rather maudlin these days. I am sad. I wish that things were better for our planet and all its living creatures. Hiking Cowles Mountain has been ...
I Feel the Earth Move
The earth just moved. Twice. Any idea where this is coming from? I think Mother Earth is pissed at us for killing her birds and her fish and her oceans. For spewing resources for our ...
The Doctor Is In
Listeners, today we have a big surprise for you!! We have a special guest, noted psychologist and columnist for Cat Prancy Magazine, Dr. Peanut. Dr. Peanut has agreed to participate in a question and answer ...
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