Barnaby Monk 1:14 p.m., June 19
Eastwood Furniture: Only the Beginning
So Clint Eastwood is suing a furniture company for marketing stuff with his name attached. Get it? Eastwood? Oof. Chris Pine, call your agent. You too, James Woods. Elijah Wood - we'll get back to you.
But I'm guessing the real problem is that they're not cutting him in on the profits. There's gold in them thar name-based celebrity-endorsed product hills! Remember Jon Hamm's John Ham?
Just think of it! Charlie Sheen carwax! Driving and Winning!
Denzel Washington Laundry Detergent! For when you're washing a ton of laundry!
Jim Carrey-on luggage!
Russell Crowe's-feet reducing cream!
Will Smith-brand anvils! Okay, that's a reach. I'll keep working on it.