The concoction has less to do with pigskins or gridirons than with making a cocktail using coconut water.
Joseph O'Brien 4 p.m., March 29
As Mr. Marks has noted, Clint Eastwood gave a helluva performance at the Republican National Convention. And lo and behold, the Internet has responded as the Internet does, although I rather prefer Mr. Marks' decision to use Mr. Eastwood's old movie lines to shed light on his political acumen. With that in mind, I humbly present this classic scene from Eastwood's masterful western, Unforgiven.