Almost Factual News Entries for February, 2012

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Fox 5 Sports Anchor Protests Suspension Over Danica Patrick Comment "Danica is Bodacious, Bootylicious, and Boobiful. What's the problem?" "Why ...

Rest Easy

Local Scientists Nearly Publish Study Linking Boner Pills with Increased Cancer Risk and Early Mortality "Fortunately, we were able to ...

Strong Mayor: Strong Mayor vs. His Ungrateful Media

Strong Mayor responds to Voice of San Diego's charge that he broke the law by hiring stadium consultants without contracts. ...

BREAKING! "Iran" Revealed to be Wholly Owned Subsidiary of Exxon Corp.

"Troubled" "Country" Created to Explain Fluctuation in Gas Prices to American Public "Thank God we also own CNN - 'Middle ...

Thousands Gather in Gaslamp to Welcome Penitential Season of Lent

Zealous Roman Catholics Throng Neighborhood to Proclaim Fleeting Nature of Life, Extended Nature of Afterlife Streets echo with repeated cry ...

Moby-Sick

Microscopic Terror Haunts Captain and Crew of New San Diego Opera Production Opera Physician: "I see in this bug outrageous ...

Reactions Mixed Over School Taser Incident

POINT LOMA -- A San Diego police officer’s use of a Taser against a 6-year-old boy Wednesday has fueled a ...

Newt Finds Black Support in San Diego

Presidential Candidate Tours San Diego Zoo, Meets Namesake and Friend "Politics makes strange bedfellows, but this is unprecedented." Gingrich and ...

Report: Tony Gwynn "Looks Better Than Ever" After Surgery

Complicated nerve-graft surgery successfully incorporates new cyborg exoskeleton onto beloved San Diegan following tumor removal. Surgeon: "Not only did we ...

V-Day: Vagina Monologues to Be Performed at Local Strip Club

Supporters of Landmark Play Seek "Maximum Exposure" for Its Vital Message of Vagina Empowerment "The vaginas are already there. We're ...

Gay District: Hillcrest Proposes Huge Rainbow Flag, Rainbow Arm Patches, Rainbow Gates for Neighborhood

Measure to Clarify Neighborhood's Brand Receives Support from Across Political Spectrum "It's a mark of distinction. We want people to ...

Sorry, Wrong Conference

CIA Researcher Accidentally Reports on Government Plan to Destroy Black Community at National Black HIV/AIDS Day Conference in Lincoln Park ...

Giffords Shooter Doc: Giffords Shooter Making Heroic Progress Toward Full Recovery

San Diego-Based Federal Judge Postpones Giffords Shooter Trial, Expresses Admiration for How Far Giffords Shooter Has Come Already "Our prayers ...

Judges Say Gay Stay Still in Play in CA for Today

The 9th Circuit Court of Federal Appeals today issued a decision rejecting Proposition 8's Constitutional ban on gay marriage in ...

Local Pro-Life Group Piggybacks on PETA Whale Slavery Case

After Animal-Rights Group Sues on Behalf of San Diego Sea World's Orcas, Pro-Lifers Jump into Nonperson Lawsuit Scrum BBB Head ...

Strong Mayor: Snapdragon's Secret Weapon!

Even the mightiest mayor may have a sweet tooth... Related.

Eat Local!

Chef Jeff Jackson of The Lodge at Torrey Pines' A.R. Valentein restaurant announces special addition to seafood menu. Jackson: "A.R. ...

San Onofre Spokesman: "Radiation Still Within Acceptable Levels."

Nuclear Regulatory Officer Frank Drebbin: "There's nothing to see here." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NNOrp_83RU